You Can Help Me Get A Job!

[SoftPeaches]

If you were "auditioning" for a job as a SAT, ACT, and AP test instructor (yes, they are making people audition), and you had to give a five minute speech, what topics would you choose? A few ideas they gave as examples: deciphering the label on a bottle of red wine; the perfect prank; Make your own urban myth.
After being fired on a whim, I have spent too long looking for employment......my creativity is temporarily fried.....I cannot think of anything. So if anyone would like to contribute to the "Help SoftPeaches Get a Job" idea collection, I would be hugely appreciative. My hubby is tired of seeing me mope in my bathrobe!

 

[Angel]

Go to the Audition and mope in your bathrobe. When asked say you're roleplaying a mopey housewife.