You Can’t Bring that Dog in this Bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “you can’t bring that dog in here!”
The guy, without missing a beat, says,“This is my seeing-eye dog.”
“Oh man, ”the bartender says,“I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.”The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him and says,“You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink.
The bartender says,“Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
The second man replies,“This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The bartender says,“No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs.”
The man pauses for a half-second and relplies,“What? They gave me a Chihuahua?”
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A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “you can’t bring that dog in here!”
The guy, without missing a beat, says,“This is my seeing-eye dog.”
“Oh man, ”the bartender says,“I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.”The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him and says,“You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink.
The bartender says,“Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
The second man replies,“This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The bartender says,“No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs.”
The man pauses for a half-second and relplies,“What? They gave me a Chihuahua?”
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