You came in that thing?

[Wifetheif]

The Star Wars line that best describes my sex life.
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
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What's yours?

 

[MillieDynamite]

"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

 

[MillieDynamite]

That's a joke, you know a joke, don't you? If you don't get it, well then, I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?

(Not Star Wars, but still in the same ballpark)

 

[StillStunned]

As a monogamous married man with a fairly vanilla (but happy and satisfying) sex life:

"This is the way."

 

[Comshaw]

"Yes, there were three... or four, it was hard to tell. It was very dark in your teepee and they were under buffalo rugs as you crawled among them. Anyway, it was a great copulation."


Comshaw

 

[KachinaDoll]

Memorising lines from Star Wars? I had a boyfriend who knew word-for-word the entire script of 'Life of Brian'. He didn't last long.

 

[StillStunned]

He didn't last long.

"You make love like a Japanese meal. Small portions, but so many courses!"

(From Red Dwarf)

 

[AchtungNight]

“May the Force be with you.”

Also “Never tell me the odds.”

 

[alohadave]

Memorising lines from Star Wars? I had a boyfriend who knew word-for-word the entire script of 'Life of Brian'. He didn't last long.

I had college friends who would talk to each other in various Monty Python quotes. I always felt like the odd man out for not liking their comedy.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Commentator This morning, shortly after eleven o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden. Violent. Comedy. And now for something completely different.

 

[StillStunned]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

 

[StillStunned]

Sorry. Getting back to my sex life in Star Wars quotes:

"Do or do not. There is no try."

 

[SeraphNocturne]

"I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it, you know... I just do…things."

 

[Britva415]

"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!"

 

[SeraphNocturne]

This one too, in the spirit of ultra geek-dom:

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

 

[MillieDynamite]

Every guy quotes Yoda when they climb naked out of cold water.

This one too, in the spirit of ultra geek-dom:

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

 

[SeraphNocturne]

Every guy quotes Yoda when they climb naked out of cold water.

So fucking valid. My thoughts in it are I'm 5'1".

 

[Euphony]

 

[MillieDynamite]

You're two full inches taller than me. Lucky girl.

So fucking valid. My thoughts in it are I'm 5'1".

 

[SeraphNocturne]

Awww you're Hobbit height! Smol girls are the best.

 

[StillStunned]

If we're going to quote other sci-fi movies:

"There's an entirely different universe beyond that black hole."

 

[PeytonMirabelle]

"Help, I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!"

 

[SimonDoom]

This is more aspirational than real, but I stand behind it:

"Try not; do."

 

[Euphony]

 

[Euphony]

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