You Brits have some explaining to do.

[shereads]

I'll admit, I envy the superior quality and variety of latex attire and toys available at British retail sites. American sites offer the same ol' cupless bustier and maybe some cheap, one-size-fits all latex stockings, nearly always in black. (Until I googled Westward Bound, I didn't even know Transparent was a color!)

But this time, the Brits have gone too far:








http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/mask.jpg

http://www.westwardbound.com/wb.php?p=product&mod=product&costumeID=1780

If there's a harmless explanation for this, speak up. Otherwise, I'm contacting the Pentagon.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I'll admit, I envy the superior quality and variety of latex attire and toys available at British retail sites. American sites offer the same ol' cupless bustier and maybe some cheap, one-size-fits all latex stockings, nearly always in black. (Until I googled Westward Bound, I didn't even know Transparent was a color!)

But this time, the Brits have gone too far:










http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/mask.jpg

http://www.westwardbound.com/wb.php?p=product&mod=product&costumeID=1780

If there's a harmless explanation for this, speak up. Otherwise, I'm contacting the Pentagon.

Is it Carson in disguise?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's like a fall-out mask for nuclear sex.

 

[shereads]

It's like a fall-out mask for nuclear sex.

Three words: Charles and Camilla.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

It's like a fall-out mask for nuclear sex.

Or is that an all-out mask for nuclear sex?

 

[lil_elvis]

Darth (In)Vader?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Three words: Charles and Camilla.

Ya think?

I was thinking more Sigmund and Freud.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Three words: Charles and Camilla.

Excuse me while I go poke out my mind's eye.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Three words: Charles and Camilla.

Does she put it in her Country Seat?

 

[Belegon]

Darth (In)Vader?

very timely

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Luke--

I Am Your Giant Rubber Penis...

 

[Guest]

You never saw a swimming mask and snorkle before?

Another thought. If that is British, then maybe Tatelou is normal by the local standards. Who knew?

 

[Pure]

for the hard-to-please partner

sher, I think you'd find this better suited--it's more flexible for those hard-to-reach places.

http://www.westwardbound.com/wb.php?p=product&mod=product&costumeID=1510#C479

 

[rgraham666]

After checking out the links, I can say only one thing.

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

 

[shereads]

Luke--

I Am Your Giant Rubber Penis...

I didn't know I could chortle.

 

[Liar]

Luke--

I Am Your Giant Rubber Penis...

Luke--

Who's your Daddy?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

On the other hand, Dumbo or our froggy friend might find it very useful.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

You never saw a swimming mask and snorkle before?

Another thought. If that is British, then maybe Tatelou is normal by the local standards. Who knew?

You cheeky git.

You Americans are behind the times. Those are sooooo last year. I had three, but they soon broke.

I now have the latest model: bendy titanium.

 

[TxRad]

This takes "Sit on My Face" to a whole new level.....

 

[neonlyte]

I'll admit, I envy the superior quality and variety of latex attire and toys available at British retail sites. American sites offer the same ol' cupless bustier and maybe some cheap, one-size-fits all latex stockings, nearly always in black. (Until I googled Westward Bound, I didn't even know Transparent was a color!)

But this time, the Brits have gone too far:








http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/mask.jpg

http://www.westwardbound.com/wb.php?p=product&mod=product&costumeID=1780

If there's a harmless explanation for this, speak up. Otherwise, I'm contacting the Pentagon.

Fuck Nose

 

[dreampilot79]

fuck it.. after thinkin about "sit on my face"... I have taken this pic for a consult with my friendly cosmetic surgeon... just wait till the surgery is scheduled...

opens my date book... anyone interested?

 

[oggbashan]

If you think we Brits are bad, just have a look at what the Dutch get up to.

They are much more overt than us...

Og

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's like a gas mask for perverts. Wear it to the office and swear that you're just doing your part in the War on Terror.

 

[shereads]

After checking out the links, I can say only one thing.

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

What? Do you know how much time I save buying my clothes at these sites? Parking at the local malls is a nightmare.

Granted, wearing latex to work won't be as comfortable in July as it was in January. But I save a fortune on dry-cleaning. Just a quick blast from a garden hose, and my entire wardrobe is squeaky-clean. And talk about respect! Showing up at a meeting as Nurse Shereads can really shift the balance of power.

 

[shereads]

fuck it.. after thinkin about "sit on my face"... I have taken this pic for a consult with my friendly cosmetic surgeon... just wait till the surgery is scheduled...

opens my date book... anyone interested?

God help you if you ever get a sinus infection.