You betcha

[XXplorher]

I would PERSONALLY like to fuck myself.

Yes, you bet. See, I've documented my firecracker cock of pleasure, so I figure - here I am, to fuck me solid.
Any inquires (sp? - my cock never could spell) please send to: self-swak-stupendous@whackmyself.com
Anyone who has a problem with this? Well, go fuck yourself, eh (blaaaaaahhhhhhh).

Oh, and anyone left out - please see your local congressman........

 

[XXplorher]

Oooooooooopps

Drunk again and found wandering the Literotica board in a serendipitous stupor.... (DOH!).

Sorry for that, eh. Disregard the above post - I can't make sense of it either (though I'm pretty sure I DID fuck myself..... you betcha).

 

[Savage Kitten]

lmao

only someone who has been around since (close to) the almighty creation of Lit could get away with somethin like that

so... out of concern naturally...... you really DON'T wanna fuck yourself???

 

[Loverman]

cool out dude

Hi

Hey don’t feel alone, I can’t spell either.

Chill out my friend from San Diego. We don’t want those folks from other parts of the country to think that we are not cool down here in San Diego. Remember San Diego is the land of sunshine, sea breezes, and swaying palm trees.

Loverman

 

[XXplorher]

ya?

So, I'm off the hook? Wait, I've got another drink in my hand... and the fog is rolling in.... best for me to leave now.

Nice pounce, Kitten. Care for a stroke? (And sorry to alarm you, but I did indeed fuck myself senseless (prior and after). You can be sure there was no insertion though. I'm about to take it out for a walk.....)

 

[Savage Kitten]

Re: ya?

Nice pounce, Kitten.

Mmmmm thanx... I assume you felt my claws right?

Care for a stroke?

depends on who's the stroker and who's the strokee either way.. i'm game... i just don't like to be rubbed the wrong way tho

 

[XXplorher]

-The stroker and the strokee should be (ultimately) one and the same, no? (And no, that's not another referrence to me fucking myself - though it IS applicable (hahaha)).

- I didn't feel your claws, actually - which is the way I prefer it.

And,

- Agreed - wrong way rubbing is no bueno.