You are stranded on a beach....

Well...This is a toughy

1) My Daddy because he always makes things better and hotter

2) A coffee pot...multiple purposes ;)

and 3) Lifetime supply of peanut butter...my favorite food and that has other uses as well, EG
 
1. a hat to keep the sun of my head

2. a good book, along one that ive been meaning to read for ages, probably gone with the wind

3. someone to keep me company, have an idea who :p
 
1,knife
2,flint or matches
3,....who?never ever will say,,but yeah,,,,(makes the days go by much better)
 
Fresh porn (for Jing/O purposes), tissue (for wiping up the semen brought on by the porn), and food (for eating)....
 
Knife(swiss army so I cn accomplish a bunch)
my crush(perfect time to enact those fantasies I dream of)
ropes(for some of those fantasies)
 
1) A boat. In case I get board
2) A very attractive, very horny woman.
3) Her friedn who fits the same description....
 
Throw net, for food - fish,
surfboard, for fun,
40 foot completely equipped Airstream travel Trailer, because I'm not stranded, I'm home.

If the trailer is a problem, I'll trade it for a dive mask.

Also I might go with another person for the fun part but they would have to agree as I could not maroon another person against their will.
 
large ax <- defence, cutting, fire with flint
large peice of flint <- fire
a working sattalite phone <- you said anyting didn't you?
 
suntan lotion (SPF 30)
ipod (unending battery life, of course)
Jeff Probst
 
I only need one-

a fully stocked cruise ship attended by lovely and williing women ;)
 
Tooth brush

No need for clothes, so maybe a towel to dry off with

My loving honey. Again, no need for clothes.
 
Stranded on a beach..?

Can I choose the beach? If so, I choose Brighton Beach. Then I could forage for delicious lunches and lovely little boutiques in The Lanes.

OK ... If it has to be a deserted tropical beach, there's only one thing I want : Ray Mears

(1) The guy's a wilderness and bushcraft survival specialist.

(2) He's not bad looking, and could be used for sexual release if stranded for any long duration. Say 48 hours.

(3) If sex did not provide enough protein in my diet, I could eat him.

:)
 
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Sulk said:
Can I choose the beach? If so, I choose Brighton Beach. Then I could forage for delicious lunches and lovely little boutiques in The Lanes.

OK ... If it has to be a deserted tropical beach, there's only one thing I want : Ray Mears


(3) If sex did not provide enough protein in my diet, I could eat him.

:)

Would it just be too obvious if I made that into a joke?
 
Tsar_Bomba said:
Would it just be too obvious if I made that into a joke?

easy i would bring
secret love
dirty kitten
and daddy's angel

they are wonderful on the beach

*i'll show this to them tomorrow*
 
In that case you should bring a Peruvian soccer team with you....

BTW - Love your pic thread....
 
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