SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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That's what I was accused of today in work.
This is how the situation unfolded.
One of the M.D.'s was sitting at the Nurses Station when one of his pateints came wandering up to the desk and started loudly complaining about the care she was receiving.
She, the patient was standing there wearing her hospital gown backwards. It was untied and everything was being shown.
Now I have to dmit that I didn't respond with my usual quickness and agility, At first I just stood there like the rest of the staff in surprise. Then I grabbed another gown and tried to cover the woman up while joking with her about this not being the place to be flashing people.
She went absolutely balistic, ripping off her gown and telling everyone to take a look at her beauty. Then she turned on me and told me that when she told her husband that I wanted her to flash me he would beat my little white ass to death.
It took a lot of work but we finally got her back to her room and covered up. On the way back to the Nurses Station the M.D. told me he knew I liked the ladies but maybe I should aim a little lower. (Asshole)
Now the problem with the entire scenario of my wanting to be flashed by her is this. The woman is sixty years old, five feet tall, well over five hundred pounds, has full blown Aides and a Coke Habit. (She also has lesions on the brain caused by both her Aids and her Coke Habit.) Her husband on the other hand is this skinny little guy who needs a cane to walk across the hall.
If it hadn't been so sad it would have been kind of funny.
Cat
This is how the situation unfolded.
One of the M.D.'s was sitting at the Nurses Station when one of his pateints came wandering up to the desk and started loudly complaining about the care she was receiving.
She, the patient was standing there wearing her hospital gown backwards. It was untied and everything was being shown.
Now I have to dmit that I didn't respond with my usual quickness and agility, At first I just stood there like the rest of the staff in surprise. Then I grabbed another gown and tried to cover the woman up while joking with her about this not being the place to be flashing people.
She went absolutely balistic, ripping off her gown and telling everyone to take a look at her beauty. Then she turned on me and told me that when she told her husband that I wanted her to flash me he would beat my little white ass to death.
It took a lot of work but we finally got her back to her room and covered up. On the way back to the Nurses Station the M.D. told me he knew I liked the ladies but maybe I should aim a little lower. (Asshole)
Now the problem with the entire scenario of my wanting to be flashed by her is this. The woman is sixty years old, five feet tall, well over five hundred pounds, has full blown Aides and a Coke Habit. (She also has lesions on the brain caused by both her Aids and her Coke Habit.) Her husband on the other hand is this skinny little guy who needs a cane to walk across the hall.
If it hadn't been so sad it would have been kind of funny.
Cat
