You are all perverts!!

[timberwud]

I am the filth police and i am here to try and mend the error of your ways.

 

[Sillyman]

It won't do you any good.

 

[timberwud]

won't it?

ah well *gets out cock*

 

[LadyG]

What, you think you can just come in here and pull that out??

 

[timberwud]

oh well, i thought that was the usual greeting in this neck of the woods, i do apologise.

*puts it away*

 

[LadyG]

Well hmmm...you could at least say hi first

 

[Sillyman]

Well hmmm...you could at least say hi first

Then pull out you're cock. There's a process to these things.

 

[Gusty Wind]

: .

 

[timberwud]

ok then! *coughs* HI there.


damn, i'm all floppy now.

 

[Gusty Wind]

.

 

[LadyG]

Then pull out you're cock. There's a process to these things.

Exactly.

It's kinda like saying "Wanna fuck" without saying "Nice shoes" first

 

[timberwud]

course i am nice

my first post was a joke

 

[LadyG]

Don't worry, most of the people here will figure that out right away

There are a few exceptions, so be gentle with them.

 

[timberwud]

of course.

i am a gentleman

 

[Starblayde]

of course.

i am a gentleman

so you got your cock out... because?

 

[LadyG]

For inspection?

 

[timberwud]

exactly.

i didn't mean any harm!

 

[LadyG]

I knew it!!

**inspects*

Okay, you're in!

 

[Starblayde]

Okay, you're in!

You have such low standards, Guin

 

[shopperst]

tut tut

You have such low standards, Guin

I'm going to call trading standards out on you

 

[Starblayde]

Re: tut tut

I'm going to call trading standards out on you

On what grounds?

 

[LadyG]

You have such low standards, Guin

Hush, I'm trying to be friendly and welcoming!!!

 

[Starblayde]

Hush, I'm trying to be friendly and welcoming!!!

Aah, you say that... but you're never friendly and welcoming whem i've got my cock out....

 

[shopperst]

Re: Re: tut tut

On what grounds?

I placed an order for meat & two veg & still waiting delivery from you

 

[LadyG]

Well I didn't get the memo outlining time and place, k??

Sheesh