You absolute...

[PotNoodle79]

Blame @barefootgirl69
Her idea.



Go for it, you absolute chair legs

EDIT: this is just for fun. Keep it fun, don't be an absolute mean arsehole.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute slipper.

I feel so British!

 

[fsa52]

You absolute towel rack!

 

[SpicyBean99]

You absolute plank.

(Works a treat.)

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute plank.

(Works a treat.)

That's A grade stuff.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute tool

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute Tuesday

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute rug!

 

[SpicyBean99]

You absolute wet flannel.

(this is also in rotation within my vocabulary)

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute spanner

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute license!

 

[SpicyBean99]

You absolute spanner

This one is top notch.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute toenail

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute wet flannel.

(this is also in rotation within my vocabulary)

I love my flannels and this is ABSOLUTELY f*cking hilarious!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute cat flap

 

[SpicyBean99]

You absolute melon.

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute weapon

 

[barefootgirl69]

Blame @barefootgirl69
Her idea.

Told you so! We all could use a good laugh!

EDIT: this is just for fun. Keep it fun, don't be an absolute mean arsehole.

This!!! If you can't be silly and fun, you will be egged!!!


You absolute cheese ball

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute Tuesday

Said alongside a See You Next Tuesday

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute sock

 

[Stephie02]

Told you so! We all could use a good laugh!



This!!! If you can't be silly and fun, you will be egged!!!


You absolute cheese ball

Don't you mean ABSOLUTELY egged?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute plug hole

 

[PotNoodle79]

You absolute dildo

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You absolute pot noodle

 

[poppypopper]

You absolutely must be yoking