Yo mama is........(the playful insult thread)

[ABSTRUSE]

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

 

[Carl East]

Her pussy was so big, it was like throwing a sausage down Bridge Street. lol

Carl

 

[neonlyte]

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

That's unfair!


She shaves every day.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Your mama is:

...like the Pennsylvania railroad. She's ben laid all over the country.

...Like peanut butter, cause she spreads so easily.

...more later,

-Colly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yo mama is sooooo fat, she has her own Congressman.

 

[cloudy]

your mama is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.

 

[Guest]

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.


sorry mom....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

your mama's so big, she doesn't get dressed, she get's upholstered.

 

[cloudy]

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

 

[Guest]

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your mama's so nasty she masturbates with a jackhammer.

 

[BlackSnake]

Yeah, don't be sayin' nuttin' bout my mama man

 

[Guest]

Yeah, don't be sayin' nuttin' bout my mama man

hey.. im cool with it.. sok by me if your mama is a man.. diversity is awesome

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your mama's feet are sooooo big,
Cuban's want them for rafts.

 

[Guest]

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

 

[cloudy]

Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.

Yo mama's so ugly, she used to have to get you drunk to breast feed you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your mama is so tight,
if she swallowed coal she'd shit diamonds.

 

[steve w]

Your mama is so ugly, seals club her.....

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes indoors the tires pop.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.

Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits on the floor, she stuck!

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yo mama's so ugly that mirrors break when she walks past them.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your sister is sooo flat chested she irons her shirts while she's wearing them.

 

[BlackSnake]

Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her mama...

Yo mama is so fat, she could hide a truck between her butt-cheeks

 

[Guest]

Yo mama skates down Wall st. with a mattress on her back.