Yo' Lavender...

[BlondeBeauty]

The Eyes of Texas

A cowpoke in West Texas was herding cattle one day when
he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting
about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest
near one particular calf, and was even louder near the
calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind
end, he heard "The eyes of Texas are upon you, all the
live long day..."

Amazed, he tossed the calf over his horse's back,
mounted and rode quickly to his line shack 10 miles
away. There he put the calf into his truck and drove 74
miles to Ft. Stockton, where he took the animal to a
vet.

When the vet asked him what was going on, the cowpoke
told him, and the vet went around behind the calf and
gave a listen, too. He agreed he heard "The eyes of
Texas are upon you, you cannot get away..." but didn't
seem particularly excited.

"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the
cowpoke asked. The vet, a third generation Aggie, said,
"Bud, I'm an Aggie, and I've been listening to assholes
sing the "Eyes of Texas" for years.

Revenge is sweet.

 

[lavender]

 

[BlondeBeauty]

LMAO

Do you suppose it detracts from the insult when I have to go back and correct the typo in your name? LOL

Why yes, I'm an Aggie. Why do you ask?

 

[lavender]

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Be very careful, Missy.
Them sounds like fightin' words.
You're not so very far away and I'm not afeared of your Texas ways.
Don't make me hunt you down.
I could take you and your legion of tea-sips.

*flexing*
Grrrr, baby. Grrrr...

I know you're scared.

 

[lavender]