YO! Ever Heard of “Jerkmate”?

[docisin]

How sick are we porn trollers of hearing THAT?? LOL!!!

 

[Delawareguy]

So stop watching porn.

 

[mba_25]

And disappoint Al Gore? Why do you think he invented the Internet?

 

[docisin]

So stop watching porn.

So stop telling me what to do.

 

[tengaa65]

Stop watching porn? Next thing you know, we'll all be drinking light beer and decaf coffee.... Dark times ahead friends, dark times.

 

[CuttingEdge]

I could care less...There is a cost to having large servers and bandwidth...

With free radio and television there is advertisements to listen too, and with free porn there is jerkmate

Its like 9 seconds before a person can hit the skip button.

I have a lot of problems in my life. This does not even begin to register as an issue for me. But if its for you, man would I like to have your life.

 

[GoingBackToBed]

I could care less...There is a cost to having large servers and bandwidth...

With free radio and television there is advertisements to listen too, and with free porn there is jerkmate

Its like 9 seconds before a person can hit the skip button.

I have a lot of problems in my life. This does not even begin to register as an issue for me. But if its for you, man would I like to have your life.

Yup.

 

[jedclampet69]

I am sick of seeing Jerk mate.. I have so many health and other bad issues happening I see Jerk mates as another disruption to my already time limited life .. Yes I whinging about Jerk mate cause it is a disruption in my limited time I get to watch porn which I like .. So y as I agree with you whingers of that jerk mate crap

 

[IslandKate91]

Actually, YES. I'm a woman and that really annoys me.

Whoops, did I just admit to like watching porn, HAHA.

 

[Dutchslut39]

Actually, YES. I'm a woman and that really annoys me.

Whoops, did I just admit to like watching porn, HAHA.

 

[docisin]

I could care less...There is a cost to having large servers and bandwidth...

With free radio and television there is advertisements to listen too, and with free porn there is jerkmate

Its like 9 seconds before a person can hit the skip button.

I have a lot of problems in my life. This does not even begin to register as an issue for me. But if its for you, man would I like to have your life.

So, okay, thanks for the reply; and sorry about your “problems.” But it’s a JOKE. A fucking JOKE. K?

 

[Bigspurt]

So, okay, thanks for the reply; and sorry about your “problems.” But it’s a JOKE. A fucking JOKE. K?

The joke is on the “suckers” that pay for stuff like that.

 

[Carnevil9]

Hey, I like those Jerkmate ads! Especially the ones where the girls jump up in the air and they're naked when they land. I don't even press SKIP on those!

 

[jehoram]

Actually, YES. I'm a woman and that really annoys me.

Whoops, did I just admit to like watching porn, HAHA.

I wonder what the female equivalent of Jerkmate might look like.

 

[IslandKate91]

I wonder what the female equivalent of Jerkmate might look like.

A bunch of bouncing wieners?

 

[ShaneoD]

I wonder what the female equivalent of Jerkmate might look like.

Jill date

 

[Ovidius]

Actually, YES. I'm a woman and that really annoys me.

Whoops, did I just admit to like watching porn, HAHA.

So, unless Jerkmate is sponsoring LitErotica , we could just chat about something that will make us both come. Just now, I am watching Rebeca Linares masturbate (her pussy, for a change). How about you?

 

[IslandKate91]

So, unless Jerkmate is sponsoring LitErotica , we could just chat about something that will make us both come. Just now, I am watching Rebeca Linares masturbate (her pussy, for a change). How about you?

OK, but don't know who Rebeca Linares is.

 

[Delawareguy]

So stop telling me what to do.

Is that crying?

 

[Earthlyone]

A woman once gave me a knowing smirk when I beatboxed the drum intro to Pornhub videos to myself.

 

[docisin]

The joke is on the “suckers” that pay for stuff like that.

Word.

 

[docisin]

Is that crying?

Pretty much, yeah.

 

[Carnevil9]

OK, but don't know who Rebeca Linares is.

They don't have Google on your planet? Highlight, right-click, search. Easy-peasy. Fewer keystrokes that the reply that you typed out.

 

[irishblade]

They don't have Google on your planet? Highlight, right-click, search. Easy-peasy. Fewer keystrokes that the reply that you typed out.

Yep. Cuz when someone’s trying to get me to cum, I want to google something that they said.

 

[Ovidius]

OK, but don't know who Rebeca Linares is.

So you say... You don't have to be ashamed for watching nothing but anal.