yet another of my stupid questions

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So ive been thinking ive gone thought some painfull experiences, breaking my leg was at the top of those, but anyway im curious how much does child birth hurt, what would you compare it with ??

and since were on the topic of child birth, the concecous among the people ive spoken to is that after child birth the woman become "kife" , in otherwords her box gets alot bigger, now im preatty sure that it goes back to normal after a while , with a proper "excercise" rutine?

am i wrong or am i right??
 
Well I was only born once and I don't really remember it very much. From what I can recall it didnt hurt all that much.


:)

Mike
 
It hurts, it really hurts.


Carol Burnett once described the pain of childbirth as, "Taking your lower lip and pulling it over your head." She must have had an epidural. What To Expect describes it as discomfort. If you are contemplating natural, drug free childbirth, take it from one who has been there. Have your husband stand five feet directly behind you. NOW, take your bottom lip and pull it over your head and back over his. Have him hold it in place with his heels. That's about right. To replicate a really intense contraction, have him perform Lord of the Dance.
Carol Sharp
 
Re: Re: yet another of my stupid questions

Emerald_eyed said:

Piss a cantalope out of your dick, and let it rip the opening. That should compare with childbirth.

It goes back to normal.

I think a pineapple is more the go.:D
 
Windows: The colourful clown suit for DOS. LOL :D

so true , and oh so so funny

thnx for the laught Bindii
 
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