yet another joke

Always

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alrighty i'm posting a joke. despite the appearance the only thing that might offend is a little bit of nowheresville racism. sorry, but you've been warned, don't complain.



Three guys are on a plane - a white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy.

The black guy is eating a chicken leg and all of a sudden he stands and throws it out the window. The mexican guy is like, "why did you do that?" and the black guy says, "because we have too many of them in my country."

then the mexican gets up and tosses his taco out the window. the white guy looks at him and says, "what was that for?" and the mexican says, "there are too many of them in my country."

the white guy is eating a turkey sandwich, but as he stands, he stuffs the rest into his mouth, picks up the mexican, and tosses him out the window.

the black guy blinks a couple times and then asks, "why the fuck did you do that?"

the white guy's reply? "there's too many of 'em in my country."
 
Can I complain about you?

Oh, wait, why bother?

You'll make up some pathetic excuse and be gone for a week, and then come back like you never said a thing, having never apologized or admitted you are a tasteless liar. (oh sorry, that's just my opinion.)

The only reason I am posting this is because for a long time I thought you were a cool, ecclectic, and hip woman, with a right on head, and now I've seen that you are an imposter.

You are one of those..."Looks cool on the outside, rotten in the middle", and that concept is as confusing, and misleading as the offer Jesse Jackson got to meet the Taliban.

I am just dissapointed that you aren't what you claim to be on the outside.

Don't worry about excuses or defending your right to be whatever you want to me.

It isn't about that.... it is about establishing social trust, and I don't trust you with my own feces.
 
applauds Starfish

I was wondering when she would start showing herself again. Guess she figured we all forgot about her last tasteless joke. Or even more tasteless attempt to cover it up by lying about a brother found beneath the rubble...being the only man miraculously pulled from the tragedy that was not talked about on national TV, or making the morning talk shows.


The least she could do, is apologize for the lies. But, I honestly wouldn't give a damn what her excuse was. So many lost their lives and she used it as a cover her own ass excuse for being a bitch.
 
Starfish said:
Can I complain about you?

Oh, wait, why bother?

You'll make up some pathetic excuse and be gone for a week, and then come back like you never said a thing, having never apologized or admitted you are a tasteless liar. (oh sorry, that's just my opinion.)

Damn it Starfish, you beat me to it!

Except I would have left off the apology for it being "just my opinion." When I call someone a liar, I intend to do exactly that.

Always is a liar.

I will not ever believe another word out of her mouth after that fake excuse for a post about her brother being saved from a basement in NYC. Her story is as fake as that picture I've seen 4 times now with the fake plane flying into the WTC.
 
umm hi i'm kind of new here and unsure of whats going on can someone fill me in please on what happened?
 
hmmmm now i see....

i understand it all now....that was a mean thing for her to do...i'm not one to say mean things about people but that was really fu*ked up!!!now i can understand all the hostility going on...and to think someone could actually show there face after doing something like that... my heart goes out to you...you need some serious help
 
ok call me stupid if you like ... but i like always and i have no reason to think or accuse her of being liar unless there was 110% proof
 
sexy-girl


just go to any site with info about the tragedy. Anyone and everyone found alive anywhere near it have been listed. Any story of a man being found in a basement safe five days after this would be on any news station. Actually every news station.

Go back and read her posts. It was five days after the tragedy that they found him.

NO one has been found since that night the day of the attack.
 
I actually liked what I saw of Always too. I thought she was cool. Untill I saw the truth.

In this situation..... your 110% proof is in the context of the situation. Kymberly hit it dead on. You can't fake this kind of thing and get away with it.


I am not out to start a war party though, so I now retreat, having said my take on this.
 
posted at 9:08pm EST on 9-16-01
Always said:
THEY FOUND HIM THEY FOUND HIM!!!!! They dragged my brother out of the caved in basement of a nearby restaurant this afternoon, he's okay, minor bruises and a sprained ankle... *jumps around psychotically and mauls people* eeee!!! he's alive!!!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46161&perpage=20&pagenumber=1


posted at 9:11pm EST on 9-16-01

Always said:
..if one of your boobs is bigger than the other?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=724628

3 minutes after posting that your brother was found alive, you post this question? And you post that your brother was pulled from the rubble after four days and was home the same night? Dehydration alone would have someone in the hospital at minimum overnight.


I fully agree with Starfish and Cheyenne on this one.
 
i'm sorry if i came on to be a bit harsh but i feel that this is serious and not a joke....some people are more off then others
 
sexy-girl said:
ok call me stupid if you like ... but i like always and i have no reason to think or accuse her of being liar unless there was 110% proof

You're young, but no way can you be naive enough to believe her lie.

Think about it.
 
Cheyenne said:


You're young, but no way can you be naive enough to believe her lie.

Think about it.



perhaps i am naive at times ... but always has been nice enough in the past to me till the point that i consider her a friend on here ... this may not be same as a real like friend of course ... but i still will give her the benefit of any doubt as i would with all my friends ... real life or not


from what i understand nobody here knows the full story anyway apart from that her brother was lost to her and her family when the disaster happened and wasnt back with them until 4/5 days ... perhaps he was pulled out right away when the disaster happened and didnt contact family till 5 days ... im not trying to make up stories im just saying nobody here knows everything and me personally will choose to believe always because i wish too


of course its upto everyone else to think what they wish too im not trying to argue with anyone i just wanted to post my view
 
sexy-girl said:


from what i understand nobody here knows the full story anyway apart from that her brother was lost to her and her family when the disaster happened and wasnt back with them until 4/5 days ... perhaps he was pulled out right away when the disaster happened and didnt contact family till 5 days

You can choose to believe in Santa Claus, too, but that won't make him real.

Look a few posts up and read again what Always posted to the board on 9/16 in the evening, long after the last live person was pulled from the rubble:

Originally posted by Always
THEY FOUND HIM THEY FOUND HIM!!!!! They dragged my brother out of the caved in basement of a nearby restaurant this afternoon, he's okay, minor bruises and a sprained ankle... *jumps around psychotically and mauls people* eeee!!! he's alive!!!


How clear can the words "this afternoon" be? Those are the words written by Always that guarantee she lied. There is your "110% proof" that you demanded before you'd believe. It is, of course, your choice if you want to be friends with a liar. But don't expect the rest of us to ever stop pointing it out whenever she shows her face on this board.
 
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to be honest it doesnt look good ... but i still say that nobody knows the full story other then what always posted ... i choose to stand by her until she choose's to respond one way or the other ... i think thats what any friend should do


im honestly not telling people what to think or say and im not expecting anybody to think differently just because of what i've typed


im just wanting to stand by always ... right or wrongly i am a loyal person to people that are nice to me ... if it turns out she has lied then of course i would condem her like everyone else has it would be a terrible thing for her to have done ... and then i will have to choose again depending on what she says if i remain "loyal"


you have every right to be mad cheyenne and post what you have about it i respect you a lot and im not trying to argue or change your mind or anything
 
Personally, I don't give a damn if Always gives an explanation or not. It isn't possible to explain away a lie about something the whole world is watching.


To each his or her own. I choose not to make this bb comfortable for obvious liars.
 
Not a popular girl then?
Still its a little hard to get away with something like that, when the whole world saw it on tv.
 
sexy-girl said:
ok call me stupid if you like ... but i like always and i have no reason to think or accuse her of being liar unless there was 110% proof

Well, I guess that's enough reason for us to believe Always. Right guys?
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>removing the noose from around his neck<
I think ya'll will need this for the new bashee.
 
sexy-girl said:
to be honest it doesnt look good ... but i still say that nobody knows the full story other then what always posted ... i choose to stand by her until she choose's to respond one way or the other ...


Damn, Sexy. You're the 2nd person whom I've seen here who's only excuse for such a tasteless joke is,
"SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND" or "NOBODY KNOWS THE FULL STORY".

Is that a legitimate reason to post a tasteless joke? Are we supposed to accept it because of that?
Same goes for the phoney stories that she's told. Should we accept them because "we don't know the whole story"?
Lastly, I haven't seen any response from her. I would like to give her enough respect and allow her to defend herself.
 
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