Yesterday I saw...

[April]

a moose! Yes, a moose.

I was on my way home, stopped in traffic, and it was standing on the side of the road. I thought, "wow, that's pretty cool." Then it bent down and waved at me! I drove away with a smile on my face.

 

[Xander]

ROTFLMAO.......Oh my......A waving Moose. LOL LOL LOL

 

[Ally C]

There's a moose loose ...

Are you taking the Mickey? [The Mickey Moose?]

LOL

 

[April]

Bumping this up so that y'all can see it.
Hey, I thought it was funny as hell. What can I say?

 

[Xander]

But April It IS funny hehehehe

God I wish I could have seen that LOL

 

[April]

Ya know, these peeps have no fucking appreciation of humour!

I'ma change my title to "Queen Thread Killer"!!! Whatyathink?
How about "Nobody Fucking Appreciates My Fucking Humor!"

 

[MusclesBaby]

Thanks, April. I needed the cheering up.

And it was funny. Who is it that has "fuck 'em all if they can't take a joke" as a signature?

 

[April]

I think that might be Beebeblue. Not sure if that's spelled right. If it isn't, sorry.

And hey, if you need cheering up, I'm usually not too far away. I won't post my IM info, but ask Xander. Or you can email me for it if you like.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Oh what's the use? ...

... it was a moose on the loose.

Send him back to Canada ... lol ....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

More moose moosings ...

.... hey do you like chocolate mousse?

i hate it when people wear too much mousse in their hair though ...

did you know there is a moose on Canadian quarters?
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Boris ... "Congratulation squirrel you are the proud father of a dead moose."
Rocky ... "But you told me he would be fine?"
Boris ... "He is fine, finally dead!"


Natasha ... "Are you being smart moose?"
Bulwinkle ... "I don't know, there's a first time for everything."

 

[bluntforcemama]

Animals

I live in a part of America where the skies are always blue, and there is no such thing as smog. The forests are less than a mile away, and there's 1.2 people per square mile. I love seeing the animals... there's always deer in the back yard or the meadow, and I saw a mountain lion hanging out in a tree less than 50 feet from my front door. The rabbits eat my garden, the coyotes sing me to sleep, and the buffalo make nifty little tracks in the snow during the winter. Wild turkeys lurk about bobbing up and down, raccoons invade my garbage cans (and if they get in the house, they can actually open the cupboards!), Bears scratch their backs on trees and grunt... it's a cool existence. But I have to keep my cat inside, even though she thinks she's tough enough, she's not. I've already lost a cat to a wild animal.... not doing it again.

 

[Gil]

THEM MOOSE GOOSERS - By Mason Williams

How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin' them moose.

Goosin' them huge moose,
Goosin' them tiny,
Goosin' them meadow-moose
In they hiney.

Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.

Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin' through the woods,
Pokin' them snoozy moose
In they goods.

How to be a Moose Gooser?
It'll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oooops i almost forgot ...

have you ever heard of moose knuckles?

i never did either ... until a friend mentioned it once as a joke ... he said that someone told him it was when a girl wore her jeans too tight in the crotch and you could see the outline of her ... ummmm .... lips ...

moose knuckles ... i never heard of that before he mentioned it ... funny, eh? ... has anyone else heard of that expression before?
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<big hugs Gil ... long time no see ... >

"Oh, bother. Think, think, think."
~Winnie the Pooh~

 

[Gil]

Hi Izzy,

Never heard of moose knuckles but have heard the sartorial term, "dapper snapper" for those lovely ladies who are predisposed to share...shall we say a certain labial largesse.

 

[Beebeeblue]

I think that might be Beebeblue. Not sure if that's spelled right. If it isn't, sorry.

And hey, if you need cheering up, I'm usually not too far away. I won't post my IM info, but ask Xander. Or you can email me for it if you like.

Thanks for the credit April. But its not in my sig. My life motto is : WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT ANYONE THINKS?!?!?!?

But, for now, Ill stick with my sig.

 

[Beebeeblue]

WTF??

Now that I look at it... my sig was gone!!!!!

Maybe its back now. Hmmm....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... and Moosehead beer rocks ... lol ...
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dapper snapper
moose knuckles
pas de dif ... lol ..

 

[SpecialK]

Okay, okay, okay!

Since I'm from 'Moose Nads, Ontario' I figured I'd better clear up a few things.

First of all, moose don't wave. Maybe he nodded?

Secondly, there is NOT a moose on the Canadian quarter. Isabella, I'm shocked at you! It's an Elk. (To me, it should have been a moose, but perhaps a moose isn't an attractive enough creature for the face of a quarter. If you've ever seen a moose, you'll know they have that... face only a mother moose could love. I mean, I suppose they're cute in a homely moose-like way.)

K

 

[April]

Nope, he bent right over to look in the car, and waved at me.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Secondly, there is NOT a moose on the Canadian quarter. Isabella, I'm shocked at you! It's an Elk.

OMG ... i am too stupid to live ... that is so dumb ... i thought it was a moose ... lol ...

and what's on a deuce?

<waving back at the moose>

 

[Silverlily]

... and Moosehead beer rocks ... lol ...

Oh Izzy! Moosepiss does not!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Can you spare a quarter?

Well really Kitty luv ... do you want to know a secret? ... i never drank the stuff personally ... truly never ... lol ..

and K dear i think that Moose Jaw is lucky to be missing this storm we are experiencing out east, eh?

and you want to know something funny too? i asked b/f what animal was on the quarter ... and he said a caribou ... damn we canadians are mixed up about our currency ... lmao ...
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do you like men with moose-taches?

 

[Expertise]

Heathen!

Right off the top I can't believe that no Monty Python references have been made. Those famous subtitles at the beginning of "Search for the Holy Grail".....

"A moose bit my sister once..."

"Moose bites are very painfull..."

Secondly, my poor poor Upper/Lower/Western Canadian brethren.... "Moose Piss"!? Sacriledge! Sacriledge, commited by those who apparently suffer from serious palate impairment. There is a reason it gets voted the number one Canadian export beer almost every year.

ttttttthhhhhhpppppppffffffftttttttt from the Maritimes

 

[Purple Haze]

"Moose knuckles"? LOL! I always thought they were "camel toes."

 

[TN_Vixen]

PH! That's what I was going to say!

camel toes is what I learned too.