Yes....men are pig's

OUTSIDER

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Today I went swimming for the first time in a long time, I'm not a good swimmer but I love to swim and generaly be in the water.

I do not like having to use the local pool but since I'm not a millionaire and can't afford one of my own I have to use what I can, also I'm very body aware as I don't have a good body shape ( a little to much flab ) so I don't like being around lots of people but there's no choice it you wanna swim then you need to strip.

After a good and quiet swim I went to shower and at the next stall stood a young guy who was everything I'm not, he was tall muscular and handsom but while we were showering he spat on the floor and proceded to clear his nose on the floor as well my normal English reserve failed and I told him to get out if he wanted to do that, he mumbeled about it going down the drain but I told him if he was gonna do that then why not have a crap on the floor to.

Long story short he fucked off quike smart and my nice day was stuffed before it began.

Yes men are pig's.
 
actually, i've known that for quite a while.:D


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OUTSIDER said:
Today I went swimming for the first time in a long time, I'm not a good swimmer but I love to swim and generaly be in the water.

I do not like having to use the local pool but since I'm not a millionaire and can't afford one of my own I have to use what I can, also I'm very body aware as I don't have a good body shape ( a little to much flab ) so I don't like being around lots of people but there's no choice it you wanna swim then you need to strip.

After a good and quiet swim I went to shower and at the next stall stood a young guy who was everything I'm not, he was tall muscular and handsom but while we were showering he spat on the floor and proceded to clear his nose on the floor as well my normal English reserve failed and I told him to get out if he wanted to do that, he mumbeled about it going down the drain but I told him if he was gonna do that then why not have a crap on the floor to.

Long story short he fucked off quike smart and my nice day was stuffed before it began.

Yes men are pig's.


I think it is unfair for anyone to judge any group of people based on 1 experience.
 
Re: Re: Yes....men are pig's

ILoveHewitt said:



I think it is unfair for anyone to judge any group of people based on 1 experience.

I think you've taken one too many hits of X today.
 
Re: Re: Yes....men are pig's

MechaBlade said:



So you're saying we all belong to Pig?

How rude. I'm not Pig's and never was his. No one owns me.

LOL, thats not what I've heard :D
 
*bratcat* said:
I will betcha money that that guy even farts in public too! :eek:

yeah but does he really need to drop his pants when he does it ?
 
Huhm....

KillerMuffin is now known as Pig.

Yes, men are Pig's. COME TO MAMA!!!!!!
 
Re: Re: Yes....men are pig's

binkley said:
Please, please tell me something I don't know already.


Somehow I just knew you'd show up in this thread.
JL
 
OUTSIDER said:
Today I went swimming for the first time in a long time, I'm not a good swimmer but I love to swim and generaly be in the water.

I do not like having to use the local pool but since I'm not a millionaire and can't afford one of my own I have to use what I can, also I'm very body aware as I don't have a good body shape ( a little to much flab ) so I don't like being around lots of people but there's no choice it you wanna swim then you need to strip.

After a good and quiet swim I went to shower and at the next stall stood a young guy who was everything I'm not, he was tall muscular and handsom but while we were showering he spat on the floor and proceded to clear his nose on the floor as well my normal English reserve failed and I told him to get out if he wanted to do that, he mumbeled about it going down the drain but I told him if he was gonna do that then why not have a crap on the floor to.

Long story short he fucked off quike smart and my nice day was stuffed before it began.

Yes men are pig's.

This is way to lame....get a life will ya.

Excuse me, I'm gonna go shower and take a piss while I'm doing it.

I'll try not to hork up a big'n though, that should make you feel better.

And stop collapsing under pressure and you speak right up and tell him to use a hanky next time.
 
Differences between Men and pigs

Admitedly a male pig here from time to time but never one so callous as the participant in the thread starting incident. My apologies for his crudeness as not all of us twisty tailed, grunting beasts act as such, I limit my behavior to squealing happily when indulging my sexual fantasies and surfing the net for unclad ladies (all due respect given for those who bare their bodies at Lit and beyond).....
 
No some men are pigs and your day might not have sucked if you focused more on the ones that are than those that are...


A nice man probably followed you all day trying to be nice to you and you probably ignored him...ignored him when he tried to open a door for you...when he tried to help you into your car...ignored him when he followed you home...even now ignoring him as he peers through your windows...

Is that the doorbell?
 
YUCK!

Though I don't think all men are pigs.... just a selected few....
 
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