Yes I'd like a pizza, extra soft

[Mike_Yates]

Way back in the mid 1990's when I was a kid, my father ordered a pizza from Domino's over the phone one Saturday night and he was completely drunk.

Instead of saying "extra sauce" he said "extra soft" and the pizzeria didn't know how to "soften" a pizza. He said extra soft several times during his drunken phone order.

When the pizza was delivered, it was only about 70% cooked to "soften" the dough and cheese.

Because of this, the pizza was awful and I couldn't eat more than one piece.

Thanks a lot you drunk asshat!

 

[iamjustme4ever]

Damn!

At least the pizza was delivered by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Damn!

At least the pizza was delivered by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

No, but the Ninja Turtles VHS movie box came with a coupon to Pizza Hut, I believe.

 

[iamjustme4ever]

http://thingd-media-ec1.thefancy.com/default/110434679173155991_ebbdacd9478b.jpg

Maybe they received an "extra soft" one as well...

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://uberhavoc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Stealing-aKiss.jpg

 

[Que]

Be glad that he didn't order it extra hard. Might have come with a hole in the box and the box strategically placed over the delivery guy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Way back in the mid 1990's when I was a kid, my father ordered a pizza from Domino's over the phone one Saturday night and he was completely drunk.

Instead of saying "extra sauce" he said "extra soft" and the pizzeria didn't know how to "soften" a pizza. He said extra soft several times during his drunken phone order.

When the pizza was delivered, it was only about 70% cooked to "soften" the dough and cheese.

Because of this, the pizza was awful and I couldn't eat more than one piece.

Thanks a lot you drunk asshat!

Some parents are just great, what an idiot.