KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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Huh.. I didn't think so...
I'm a bad mom. I don't share my ice cream. In fact, I buy the good stuff and put it into a recycled strawberry ice cream container, the flavor everyone hates. I adore dulce de leche, and I don't share it. When I'm going to be alone in the house long enough, I'll sneak off and buy it, transfer it to the strawberry ice cream container and discard the dulce de leche container in the neighbor's trash recepticle. Must hide the evidence. The MaleMuffins are, unfortunately, cunnning critters, they can sniff out good stuff given proper evidentiary incentive. Once discovered, sharing is expected and then I end up with not nearly enough to satisfy my gluttonous greedy dulce de leche appetite.
I've also found a way to secrete my favorite cheese into the house and keep it. The StudMuffin is a cheese fan, he will eat it like he has a hole in his neck. Can't figure out why the plumbing gets messed up, but he'll eat a pound of sharp cheddar during the first half of an american football game. I like melting sharp chedder on Tostitos then putting ortega taco sauce on top. And I don't like to share that either. But I do, I always make a small nacho bowl for the lil muffin, cause I want him to learn to share and we learn by example. The microwave and cheese makes a mess to hiding the evidence is impossible.
I do fear that despite pokemon's best efforts, that the lil muffin is a bit smarter than me. When he is big enough to see into the freezer and read, he, unlike the StudMuffin, will wonder why strawberry ice cream is a creamy brown color.
I'm a bad mom. I don't share my ice cream. In fact, I buy the good stuff and put it into a recycled strawberry ice cream container, the flavor everyone hates. I adore dulce de leche, and I don't share it. When I'm going to be alone in the house long enough, I'll sneak off and buy it, transfer it to the strawberry ice cream container and discard the dulce de leche container in the neighbor's trash recepticle. Must hide the evidence. The MaleMuffins are, unfortunately, cunnning critters, they can sniff out good stuff given proper evidentiary incentive. Once discovered, sharing is expected and then I end up with not nearly enough to satisfy my gluttonous greedy dulce de leche appetite.
I've also found a way to secrete my favorite cheese into the house and keep it. The StudMuffin is a cheese fan, he will eat it like he has a hole in his neck. Can't figure out why the plumbing gets messed up, but he'll eat a pound of sharp cheddar during the first half of an american football game. I like melting sharp chedder on Tostitos then putting ortega taco sauce on top. And I don't like to share that either. But I do, I always make a small nacho bowl for the lil muffin, cause I want him to learn to share and we learn by example. The microwave and cheese makes a mess to hiding the evidence is impossible.
I do fear that despite pokemon's best efforts, that the lil muffin is a bit smarter than me. When he is big enough to see into the freezer and read, he, unlike the StudMuffin, will wonder why strawberry ice cream is a creamy brown color.
