Yes, I am the meanest muther fucker on the planet!

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ija1hkTA--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ksb891f2llvf2ityov75.png
Don't you doubt me!

 

[Saint Peter]

You might want to cut back on the amount of chow you are feeding your weiner dog.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I cock up my leg to pee and dribble down the other one.


Always wipe me off before bringing me inside, too.


Poor little bastard.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's a pit-hund...



That's gotta be one mean mix. Makes cats and badgers nervous.

 

[Adre]

Also one ugly motherfucker.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I took some dialysis stuff to a guy's house yesterday, and the pit came up on me from behind . . .


and started licking my pants leg.


He almost fell over from wagging his whole hind quarters.


They're silly fuckers unless some asshole makes them mean.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Watch your ankles.

He starts with a good hamstringing when bringing down his prey...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I took some dialysis stuff to a guy's house yesterday, and the pit came up on me from behind . . .


and started licking my pants leg.


He almost fell over from wagging his whole hind quarters.


They're silly fuckers unless some asshole makes them mean.

Look at that face!

That's pure dachshund attitude and they don't like ANYONE that doesn't feed them on a daily basis...

 

[Bidin~Time]

I once was tempted to bring home a puppy that was a rottie/dachshund mix. I still regret resisting that temptation.

After seeing that pic, i regret it even more.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Talk about something that will keep the squirrels away from the bird-feeder!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I once was tempted to bring home a puppy that was a rottie/dachshund mix. I still regret resisting that temptation.

After seeing that pic, i regret it even more.

I had a neighbor years ago with a German Shepherd/Dachshund mix. Shepherd head, Doxie body. The original Frankenweiner. Twas an abomination.

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And no teeth.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Exhibit A in the scandalous Deutschland Hundt rape trial.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ija1hkTA--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ksb891f2llvf2ityov75.png

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/69000/Baby-Chuck-Norris--69092.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Chuck's a distant second...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just killed and ate the neighbor's cat.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ija1hkTA--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ksb891f2llvf2ityov75.png
Don't you doubt me!

 

[Ishmael]

There are some pairings that just shouldn't be allowed.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Doggonnit!

Canine racism.