Yes, April 7th is REDWAVE DAY

[zipman]

In honor of REDWAVE, everyone should 0ppress their Workers even more than usual.


Please be sure to to reap extra profits from their hard labor.


Here's some tips:

Don't give them any kind of breaks during the day

Make them work late and don't pay them for it

Yell at them and threaten to fire them if they don't work faster


Remember, it's for a good cause!

 

[mbb308]

Actually, I may give my worker the afternoon off with pay and take him to the rifle range with me, if it's a nice day. That way, we can both oppress some lovely paper targets - maybe we can get the humanoid shapes and ventilate their "heads".

What a nice way to be honorable.

 

[Pagliacci]

I'm going to see if I can be Stalinist and Capitalist in one day.
I'll make it a goal to try that.

BTW Zip,tried to answer your PM but your box was full.

 

[honeylick]

i want marxist.

i hear he's cute.

 

[Pagliacci]

i want marxist.

i hear he's cute.

I'll settle for presents and lots of them. Quantity is a quality in itself as some Soviet General put it back in the day.

 

[honeylick]

so you are saying, more really IS better?

 

[Lost Cause]

It's bring your whip to work day!

Keep reminding the workers that if they don't like it, there's a hundred people waiting outside for their job.

Coffee should be watered down, and the price doubled.

Snacks should be from yesterday's executive bonus meeting.

Be sure to lay off your veteran employees, so you can have a crop that is at minimum wage.

Reset time clocks to be about 15 minutes slow, 15 minutes=15 minutes free labor X 10 days. Cha-ching!

Quality of product should never be confused with quarterly profits.

 

[Pagliacci]

You can't get enough of a good thing Honey.
The more of it there is the better.

 

[zipman]

I'm going to see if I can be Stalinist and Capitalist in one day.
I'll make it a goal to try that.

BTW Zip,tried to answer your PM but your box was full.

LOL - Thanks for the heads up on the mailbox, I just cleaned it out!

 

[honeylick]

You can't get enough of a good thing Honey.
The more of it there is the better.

truer words, have never been spoken.

 

[Harbinger]

In honor of REDWAVE, everyone should 0ppress their Workers even more than usual.

In honor of REDWAVE I'm going to give my employees extra homework. I think ten pages of multiplying and dividing fractions ought to do it.

 

[Pagliacci]

truer words, have never been spoken.

I have my moments

 

[Harbinger]

Re: It's bring your whip to work day!

.

Reset time clocks to be about 15 minutes slow, 15 minutes=15 minutes free labor X 10 days. Cha-ching!

I'm going to set mine 15 minutes FAST. Everyone who clocks in a minute late gets docked an hours pay. If they complain I'll tell them it's because of REDWAVE.

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: It's bring your whip to work day!

I'm going to set mine 15 minutes FAST. Everyone who clocks in a minute late gets docked an hours pay. If they complain I'll tell them it's because of REDWAVE.

That's the spirit!

How about getting rid of OSHA rules for the day. Let's make the workplace dangerous and unsafe!

Fuck the child labor laws, they're not learning anything in school anyway, get them in the factories.

PROFITS, PROFITS, PROFITS!!!! That's all that matters!

 

[Unclebill]

Originally posted by zipman7
In honor of REDWAVE, everyone should 0ppress their Workers even more than usual.

Damn, I thought it was April 1st.

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Re: Re: It's bring your whip to work day!

That's the spirit!



Fuck the child labor laws, they're not learning anything in school anyway, get them in the factories.

PROFITS, PROFITS, PROFITS!!!! That's all that matters!

We're on Spring Break on April 7th. The kid won't be in school anyway.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Turn them in for possession...



If they're REDWAVE's companions, they'll be stoked!

 

[Guest]

In honor of REDWAVE, everyone should 0ppress their Workers even more than usual.


Please be sure to to reap extra profits from their hard labor.


Here's some tips:

Don't give them any kind of breaks during the day

Make them work late and don't pay them for it

Yell at them and threaten to fire them if they don't work faster


Remember, it's for a good cause!

I though that was yesterday April 1