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'ello, kiddo,
what did you porn this time to get wifi in the library?
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I'm not telling.
But you know what? I'm in a completely different spot this time and people are still wandering around and sneaking peaks over my shoulder.
It's enough to cause serious paranoia.
I'm not telling.
But you know what? I'm in a completely different spot this time and people are still wandering around and sneaking peaks over my shoulder.
It's enough to cause serious paranoia.
Tell them you're researching subliminal pornography in the works of Enid Blyton, exploring the fantasy lives of the 'Famous Five' and the role of dry humping dogs (Timmy) in the sexual education of adolescents.
That should keep 'em away
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Tell them you're researching subliminal pornography in the works of Enid Blyton, exploring the fantasy lives of the 'Famous Five' and the role of dry humping dogs (Timmy) in the sexual education of adolescents.
That should keep 'em away
Oh. Well that sounds better than my idea.
I was just going to wear sunglasses and sneer.
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Okay, now THIS is wrong.
For the third time in the last fifteen minutes the guy pushing the huge floor/carpet/bathroom cleaner with utility belt attachments has walked by me.
Where is he going? Shouldn't he be cleaning something???
For the third time in the last fifteen minutes the guy pushing the huge floor/carpet/bathroom cleaner with utility belt attachments has walked by me.
Where is he going? Shouldn't he be cleaning something???
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I'm not telling.
But you know what? I'm in a completely different spot this time and people are still wandering around and sneaking peaks over my shoulder.
It's enough to cause serious paranoia.
For quadruple-serious paranoia, try accessing Lit using your mother's library card, in a tiny Southern town where the library shares a building with the Sheriff's Department.
Yikes!
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Yeah, that'd do it.
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Again.
Is that why you just carry her mug shot around?
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That, and her bail bondsman's home phone number.
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It helps to be prepared.
I'm surprised you didn't get a new library card and use someone else's name.
Laura Bush, maybe. She likes libraries.
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You have such an evil mind. 
No wonder I like you so much.
No wonder I like you so much.
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