Yeah, I'm kinda a dick. . .

I've already showed my pointer. You mean my dick right?

And yes, you can pull my finger if by finger you mean penis.
 
What if I told you my dick has that same curve. It's like a big cheeto.

And thanks rubes. My fingers work magic.
 
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I'm also sarcastic, stubborn and can be a selfish asshole.

If you've not stopped reading yet, I'm also an attention whore and I come bearing pics and witty banter.

Whoa couldn't have said it better myself. You forgot humongous flirt ;)

Yes... I'm back.
 
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