yeah, i'm a fuckin' genius

[unclej]

i've been jealous and afraid to mention it
I DIDN' T KNOW HOW TO MANIPULATE FONTS

i didn't know how to add the cute little lickin' frog

couldn't give my favorite ladies roses

and being the hard headed rascal that i am i certainly wasn't going to ask for directions, oops, i meant help.

but now i do. anyone proud of me....................anyone at all...

 

[MissTaken]

If you figure out how to dole out a dozen roses, you will be worthy of my hero worship!

 

[alexandraaah]

You're only a fuckin' genius if you relieve yourself of this knowledge as quickly as possible.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

aww we are so proud of you we knew you could do it

 

[unclej]

12 's

i didn't say i was gonna use it alexandraaah, just needed to know i could if i wanted to.

 

[alexandraaah]

12 's

i didn't say i was gonna use it alexandraaah, just needed to know i could if i wanted to.

You know I have to administer my standard asshole reply.

I think you and your big piggy-penis are neato.

 

[unclej]

miss taken, the alter of worship open daily at 10:00


thank you miss angel

 

[unclej]

You know I have to administer my standard asshole reply.


i would expect nothing less...

 

[alexandraaah]

You're so pigheaded.

 

[unclej]

cool, i think i just figured out the quote thing...

edited to say i haven't figured out the quote thing...but i will..

thank you alexandraaah. that means so much to me coming from you i think i'll open another beer.

 

[MissTaken]

cool, i think i just figured out the quote thing...

Prove it!






BTW, wanna roll in the mud for a bit? I heard it is good for your complexion.

 

[unclej]

prove it

edited to say.....fraglsnapnscarfnfrogal....

 

[Bidin~Time]

i've been jealous and afraid to mention it
I DIDN' T KNOW HOW TO MANIPULATE FONTS

i didn't know how to add the cute little lickin' frog

couldn't give my favorite ladies roses

and being the hard headed rascal that i am i certainly wasn't going to ask for directions, oops, i meant help.

but now i do. anyone proud of me....................anyone at all...

it always does my heart good to see a man overcome ifIaskdirectionsorreadinstructionsmydickwillfalloff phobia
congrats unclej!!

 

[unclej]

thank you goddess. that was funny. or as they say around here "lol"

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Here's the thing Unka'j........

.....as you get older and older you forget more and more of what you don't know, till finally you've forgotten that you don't know shit!

At that point, you think you know everything!

It's bliss!

Rhumb

 

[unclej]

what's really scarry is that i fully understood that...i think i'm looking forward to that time..

 

[Ginny]

anyone proud of me........anyone at all?

me!

you cockheaded wonder pig!

 

[marksgirl]

Yes you are , a fuckin' genius! You horn dog

 

[unclej]

awww shucks mam...draggin' toe in the sand and hands ginny

 

[tortoise]

....cockheaded wonder pig...

BAND NAME!!!

And a new thread is born...

I love you deliriously, sweet girl.

 

[Savage Kitten]

yeah, i'm a fuckin' genius

Well hell... here i had my hopes up and stuff that there was FINALLY someone in Lit that I had something in common with. I guess you can imagine how disheartened I was to realize I read your title wrong.... it doesn't say I'm a genius fuckin afterall


Sk~

 

[unclej]

woah, that would make a good band name...

sk..sorry to disappoint you...would you settle for a fairly intelligent guy playin' with himself?

 

[lisalove]

yeah amazing.

ya know i was just reading posts and your av was the last one i saw before my husband came into the room and wanted me to suck his cock....so it's cool, i'm sucking and then all of a sudden i burst out laughing thinking of your av and that i'm sucking a pig-sausage cock.

it's ok i managed to get back to the task.

 

[Savage Kitten]

sk..sorry to disappoint you...would you settle for a fairly intelligent guy playin' with himself?

Yeah.. i guess i could *sighs* but then we'd not have anything in common....

But.. i suppose... you could always be a good boy and make it up to me

Sk~

 

[Bidin~Time]

btw


of all the cute, funny, scarey, thoughtful, horney, etc. AV s in here
i still like yours the best. which makes me wonder just which gutter my mind is living in since all i can think of whe i see yours is:

"wanna go for a spin on my hog?"


and now, back to the show