Yayati, you will never learn!

[Guest]

Have we not been patient enough with you? Did not you, a mere hunter manage to marry me, a Brahmin despite your inferiority? Still you must steal the youth of your son so that you may seek the pleasures of the flesh. You must steal the youth of your son so that you may have sex sex sex and give to gluttony and comfort so that you may indulge yourself in a wastrel life. Puru sacrificed for you and you gave him a venereal disease.

 

[Azwed]

Wow that was random.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm seeing a lot of past issues here. Woah.

 

[estevie]

i read it a minute ago and could think of nothing to say...lol...i thought maybe it was just me.

 

[Guest]

Oh, this is not even the half of it. Yayati secretly married my enemy behind my back. He married the evil Sharmishtha and it is her son, Puru, whose youth he stole. Sharmishtha is the princess who pushed me into a well and tried to murder me on the day that Yayati forever ruined me for marriage to any other, more worthy man of my caste. Sharmishtha, oh how he betrayed me.

 

[Mischka]

OK, now you've gone and done it. My head is simply spinning with the inanity of it all. None of today's threads make sense, and this one has to be the topper. CB, is this some Indian myth/fable? Am I missing some joke here? Homework actually sounds more interesting than the battles, inuendos, and half truths around here today. Toodles all.

 

[Azwed]

It sounds like a soap opera set in some kind of fantasy land. Hey were are the wizards and dragons and shit. I want magic and explosions and death by painful torture devices.

 

[Guest]

No, there is to be no explosions. There is magic and there is death by a device of torture to a man as virile as Yayati. My father is Sukracharya the preceptor of Asuras. It was he who cursed Yayati when he learned of my husband's treachery. He cursed with old age and the loss of his virility. I see that my husband never learns. He comes here to seduce women into having sex with him, but he cannot have sex. I have taken his Viagra and I have hidden it well. I fed it to the dog.

 

[Marxist]

D O Y O U U N D E R S T A N D T H E W O R D S T H A T A R E C O M I N G O U T O F M Y M O U T H ?

Does anyone here understand the proper nouns being used?

 

[Mischka]

Here's the fable that inspired this thread:

http://www.hindukids.org/grandpa/yayati.html

 

[KillerMuffin]

So that was you, Mish? Cool!



(see Marxist, I told you I was unhip)

 

[SEXXYNESS]

that was not miska

that was some1 that new indian myths and ledgens very well

 

[GuyJD]

Maybe it was Yayati himself.
It sounds like a screenplay and should be sold to Carl Reiner or someone like that.

 

[SEXXYNESS]

i dout that yatiyati wood now that much about indian myths

he never stuk me ass being brite enuf

and the humer isnt the same