Yay!

[Betticus]

You guys won't believe this. My kitty pooed in the toilet like a big girl just a little while ago.

Of course there is a litter bowl in there but it's like most of the way through cat toilet training.

YESSSS!!!!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You guys won't believe this. My kitty pooed in the toilet like a big girl just a little while ago.

Of course there is a litter bowl in there but it's like most of the way through cat toilet training.

YESSSS!!!!!

I hear the hard part is teaching them to push the flush handle down.

 

[Betticus]

I hear the hard part is teaching them to push the flush handle down.

Why you gotta be trying to raise the bar on me here?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Why you gotta be trying to raise the bar on me here?

Betticus, get it straight... if you don't know that the flush bar needs to be pushed down, not raised, how are you ever going to get her to do it right?

 

[Betticus]

Betticus, get it straight... if you don't know that the flush bar needs to be pushed down, not raised, how are you ever going to get her to do it right?

I think that the flushing of the toilet can wait. I mean, what if I train her to push down the lever and end up in a hotel or something that has push button or some other mechanism for flushing? That would only serve to confuse the poor little thing.

I'll be happy to just not have to clean another litter box.

 

[rcfstl]

dang I wish my cat could do that. how do i start?

 

[Betticus]

dang I wish my cat could do that. how do i start?

Well, I wish that I could tell you just anyone can do it. It turns out that I am superdom though and can master any creature that walks or crawls or slithers or flies on this Earth. I merely began to force my will on the poor little furry creature so that she began to view the toilet as a pooping place instead of a drinking fountain. My sheer force of domly willpower overcame all obstacles, even the cat.

I am all that is Dom! Kneel before Betticus!



Or read this link.

http://www.karawynn.net/mishacat/toilet.html

I still kinda dig the kneeling part though.

I want a cookie.

 

[graceanne]

Well, I wish that I could tell you just anyone can do it. It turns out that I am superdom though and can master any creature that walks or crawls or slithers or flies on this Earth. I merely began to force my will on the poor little furry creature so that she began to view the toilet as a pooping place instead of a drinking fountain. My sheer force of domly willpower overcame all obstacles, even the cat.

I am all that is Dom! Kneel before Betticus!

/QUOTE]


*spew* *cough, cough, choke*

 

[Miss Trickery]

next step, teaching it to wipe? Or perhaps pick up the latest issue of JUGS and have a read while doing the deed?

 

[Betticus]

Thanks for the vote of confidence Gracie. Now, where are the cookies? The ones with lots of chocolate. I know you have some.

And as for reading Juggs while doing the deed. For shame, she's a kitty. I'm not trying to turn her into a man.

 

[graceanne]

Thanks for the vote of confidence Gracie. Now, where are the cookies? The ones with lots of chocolate. I know you have some.

What's the magic word?

 

[Betticus]

What's the magic word?

*spankspankspankspankspankspankspank*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

What's the magic word?

"Now."

 

[Kajira Callista]

"Now."

how'dya know that?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

how'dya know that?

I'm a PYL, and it's in the handbook.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'm a PYL, and it's in the handbook.

oh my....it is?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

oh my....it is?

Yep, but you pyl types aren't supposed to know much about the handbook, so that's all I'm gonna tell you.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Yep, but you pyl types aren't supposed to know much about the handbook, so that's all I'm gonna tell you.

lemme see *bats lashes and looks innocent*

 

[Sir_Winston54]

lemme see *bats lashes and looks innocent*

Nope - can't do it. The PYL Union would beat me to death, or I'd have to beat you to death and then the Litsters would beat me to death. Anything that ends with my obituary, I don't wanna do.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Nope - can't do it. The PYL Union would beat me to death, or I'd have to beat you to death and then the Litsters would beat me to death. Anything that ends with my obituary, I don't wanna do.

*perk* did you say beat me?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*perk* did you say beat me?

Yeah, but the key words there were the two that followed "beat you." That's not the kind of beating I like to give.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Yeah, but the key words there were the two that followed "beat you." That's not the kind of beating I like to give.

i wouldnt mind dying with a big ol grin on my face

 

[Sir_Winston54]

i wouldnt mind dying with a big ol grin on my face

But I'd mind - where would I ever find another like you? Wouldn't happen.

 

[Kajira Callista]

But I'd mind - where would I ever find another like you? Wouldn't happen.

awwwwwwwww that wasnt fair
Brat!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

awwwwwwwww that wasnt fair
Brat!

There's nothing in the Handbook that says a PYL has to be fair (as long as that's part of the understanding between PYL and pyl).