YAY

[Drew]

yay im happy now, talk about mood swings. AND NO I'M SURE IM NOT A WOMAN. I was kinda presumed to be one b4. Im happy!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

HUH? What are you so happy about?

Bonnie

 

[Drew]

whoops didnt put why. Well its my post in the teens as everybody knows, Napsters working, The Safety Dance YAY.
O yeah robin hood men in tights was on and thats the same guy who did the princess bride. One of my good friends just flashed me today. Wow everythings going pretty great

 

[Drew]

Ok my first 13 posts didn't start too good on this forum, but don't worry i'll get better. I hope. Nah a fucking know that they will or.. or.. or.. im gonna kick some major ass (that sounded pretty masculine didnt it?) heh..

Hello all im startin over again!

 

[Never]

We're men.
We're men in tights.
(TIGHT tights.)
We ride though the forest defending the people's right.
We're men.
We're men in tights.
Don't call us whimps or else we'll punch out your lights.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
This meaningless post was brought to you but Never, Nothing and noone.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Ok Lasher where are ya now????LOL. When your needed the most.

Bonnie

 

[Never]

Did Bonnie just suggest that I be lashed?
I'll have you know that the meaningless stuff I post is above and beyond the majority of meaningless stuff posted on this board.
If meaningless posts can be measured that way.
Which they can't.

So..
There.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[Drew]

nah.. i think she meant me

wit almost 400 posts you dont look like much of a newbie..
hey Lasher remember that when you beat me, i'm a guy and not a woman. Just remember that...lol im beating a dead horse i'll stop

 

[Never]

At four hundred posts I look like I might not be a newbie but that's incorrect. My numbers are so high because my posts are without substance or meaning. Time wise I'm still a newbie and experience wise I'm defiantly still in the virgin stage.
I mean. I still haven't posted about the time I rammed an English cucumber up my crotch and walked around all day like that or the time my girlfriend tied me down to the bed and covered me in whip cream and made me watch while she licked it off. And I sure as hell haven't yet told anyone about the time I caught my best friend masturbating outside last summer and got what was defiantly the best peak show anyone could hope for. In fact I haven't posted any of this yet, mostly because it's never happened, and partially because I'm saving it for my fictious autobiography.

So anyway. Nope. I'm really a newbie.

 

[April]

Ok my first 13 posts didn't start too good on this forum, but don't worry i'll get better. I hope. Nah a fucking know that they will or.. or.. or.. im gonna kick some major ass (that sounded pretty masculine didnt it?) heh..

Hello all im startin over again!

Drew, glad to see you back posting. Now about kicking some major ass. That's a no-no. We don't go around threatening. We all know what happened to the last guy that did that. Don't make me whup you, boy! On second thought, that might be kind of fun. You up for it?

 

[Morgoth]

Drew, let me give you a tip, never threaten around April. The last guy, who will remain unanymous(Screaming: ROLAND GILLIAD!!!!), was saved only by his unwitting mind. And you probably got off to a better start than me! I read that we could do anything on the RPG forum, so I made a sexual story. OH BOY! Big mistake, never do that! Havocman probably still hasn't calmed down all the way. But I am sure you will become a big writer. (And for all who read this, post at the RPG board a little more often, okay?)

Your soon to be new Guru, Maniacal(not) Morgoth

 

[Guest]

Howdy Drew. Don't think I've seen you before now, but welcome!!

~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/sally/liplick.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net2/love.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/sally/liplick.gif

P.S.
Watch out for me, I've been
told I'm a big flirt!! lol

 

[Rosebud]

Hi drew...just be good follow all the rules...especially # 32...newbies can only post once a day....JK....have fun

 

[Gingersnap]

DAMN AIN'T THOSE ANTIDEPRESSENTS GOOD DREW???

 

[Wizard]

Hey Drew, Pass a few of them over here...are they any good????

 

[SimplySouthern]

Drew, let me give you a tip, never threaten around April.

Dammit Morgoth, we have been all through this. I thought I had taught you by now that it is SOLELY your responsibility to tell all the newbies about bloody pulp and genitals.

My god, some people never learn.

I'm starting to think you need a spanking! (or maybe that was me?)

 

[April]

Thank you Morgoth, for pointing that out. I think I'm actually starting to like you a little. *sigh* What is the world coming to?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Omg Only kidding. Can't you take a joke. Oh nevermind what's the use explaining! Well welcome Drew and I didn't mean anything by it!

Bonnie