Yay! The bastaedex is moving to the US!

[warrior queen]

That's right folks..... he's going to be your problem now
Bitch-wife wants to go home to Chicago, so bastardex is selling up and moving with her.
No longer will I have to pick up the pieces of emotionally damaged children after one of the infrequent visits with their dad. He's leaving in March.
I am sublimely happy right now

 

[RoryN]

That's right folks..... he's going to be your problem now

I think I speak for everyone when I say it saddens me to know someone associated with you is moving here.

For the sake of fairness, we're sending you koalabear.

If you promise to leave the forum and never come back, we'll forget to punch air holes in the crate.

 

[KingOrfeo]

How well will Tasmanians adjust to life in Chicago, I do wonder? Quite a different world.

 

[warrior queen]

I think I speak for everyone when I say it saddens me to know someone associated with you is moving here.

For the sake of fairness, we're sending you koalabear.

If you promise to leave the forum and never come back, we'll forget to punch air holes in the crate.

Nothing you say to me is going to be able to burst my bubble!
Heads up - you're getting a man with severe bipolar ll disorder, who hasn't been able to keep a job in nearly 20 years. Oh, and bitch-wife is ten yrs older than him, so she'll likely die soon and leave him alone over there.

 

[warrior queen]

How well will Tasmanians adjust to life in Chicago, I do wonder? Quite a different world.

I hear Chicago has a lot of gun crime.
It would not pain me to hear he'd been shot

 

[RoryN]

Heads up - you're getting a man with severe bipolar ll disorder, who hasn't been able to keep a job in nearly 20 years.

He's already 10x better than you, then.

And the fact that he no longer chooses to poke your skankhole is a feather in his cap, too.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

What's a bastaedex?

 

[warrior queen]

He's already 10x better than you, then.

And the fact that he no longer chooses to poke your skankhole is a feather in his cap, too.

Hahaha! Not working! I'm still happy

Oh, and fyi - I've worked enough to now be semi-retired at 44.

Oh, and another fyi..... bastardex and his bitchwife run a website on how to practise vampirism safely. You know, sucking blood out of real people without killing them, that sort of thing

 

[warrior queen]

What's a bastaedex?

Heh - I'm so deleriously extatic that my brain was a few million characters ahead of my fingers!

 

[MidgetClown]

That's right folks..... he's going to be your problem now
Bitch-wife wants to go home to Chicago, so bastardex is selling up and moving with her.
No longer will I have to pick up the pieces of emotionally damaged children after one of the infrequent visits with their dad. He's leaving in March.
I am sublimely happy right now

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Heh - I'm so deleriously extatic that my brain was a few million characters ahead of my fingers!

I thought about that and basted eggs too. If you hate the bastard, why should we be thrilled he's moving here?

 

[RoryN]

Oh, and another fyi..... bastardex and his bitchwife run a website on how to practise vampirism safely.

So, collectively, you're all a bunch of aging dorks.

There's a shock.

 

[warrior queen]

I thought about that and basted eggs too. If you hate the bastard, why should we be thrilled he's moving here?

Two reasons....
1. He causes all manner of upset to the kids with his half-truths and evasions, as well as not bothering to contact them or see them more than once or twice a year (even tho he was only 40 mins away).
And 2. He's an idiot and will most likely either get shot or stabbed because he can't keep his mouth shut, or will die horribly from an illness he can't afford to get treated because your medical system is expensive!

 

[warrior queen]

So, collectively, you're all a bunch of aging dorks.

There's a shock.

Well, except for the fact that since I left him I have toned up and become hot as hell, have rediscovered my sex drive, and have actually become wealthy..... yes, you may be right!

 

[MidgetClown]

Two reasons....
1. He causes all manner of upset to the kids with his half-truths and evasions, as well as not bothering to contact them or see them more than once or twice a year (even tho he was only 40 mins away).
And 2. He's an idiot and will most likely either get shot or stabbed because he can't keep his mouth shut, or will die horribly from an illness he can't afford to get treated because your medical system is expensive!

I want you to call my office Monday morning.

 

[warrior queen]

I want you to call my office Monday morning.

Hahaha.... I thought about sending Dr Phil an email to let him know a seriously fuckedup Aussie might need to see him!

 

[StephenHawking]

your ex-husband is at least equally thrilled with the distance. everyone here understands why

 

[RoryN]

Well, except for the fact that since I left him I have toned up and become hot as hell...

So that's not you in your AV?

 

[warrior queen]

your ex-husband is at least equally thrilled with the distance. everyone here understands why

Lol, my ex rang me about 2 1/2 yrs ago to tell me he made a HUGE mistake!
Problem is, he's one of those people who's terrified of being alone, so he stuck with it.

 

[warrior queen]

So that's not you in your AV?

Yes, that's me.
44 years old and 7 pregnancies later, it's not all bad.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I hear Chicago has a lot of gun crime.
It would not pain me to hear he'd been shot

Does Tasmania have a lot of gun crime?

 

[RoryN]

Yes, that's me.
44 years old and 7 pregnancies later, it's not all bad.

I'd like to have their opinions...

 

[KingOrfeo]

Oh, and another fyi..... bastardex and his bitchwife run a website on how to practise vampirism safely. You know, sucking blood out of real people without killing them, that sort of thing

That's been done.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I want you to call my office Monday morning.

That's funny.

 

[bg23]

Nothing you say to me is going to be able to burst my bubble!
Heads up - you're getting a man with severe bipolar ll disorder, who hasn't been able to keep a job in nearly 20 years. Oh, and bitch-wife is ten yrs older than him, so she'll likely die soon and leave him alone over there.

i don't understand why people talk shit about their exes without realising the ramifications.

YOU chose to marry him, YOU deemed him worthy to procreate with, YOU chose to let him enter your body and spend your time with him.

so if he's a total and utter piece of shit, what does that say about you, the person who apparently deemed him good enough for you?