Yard Work

[R Nitelight]

I had to do some yard work today, and I was using a leaf blower. I'm not a big guy, and the leaf blower is a bulky thing, so to save strain on my arm I rested it against my crotch. Boy, Oh boy. A job that should have taken five minutes took twenty, and I have just become engaged to a lovely Echo ES-1000.

 

[Purple Haze]

Jackhammers rule.

 

[Alyrahh]

And I thought men doing yard work was sexy before! LOL

 

[Savage Kitten]

Here's a joke you may have heard

This couple was doing yard work together and the lady decide to go in and get a shower so she could start dinner.

Well, she was nekkid and just about to step in the shower when she heard her husband call her from outside the window, downstairs. She looked out to see what was all the commotion.

Her husband threw his hands up in the air and then made a pushing motion.

'The rake?', she yelled. Her husband nodded vigorously. So the lady pointed to her eye, then grabbed her breast, slapped her ass, then grabbed her pussy.

Her husbands eyes bugged out. 'Forget the damned rake!!' he thought as he ran up stairs shedding his clothes. AS he threw the batheroom door opened his wife stared at him in amazement.

"What are you doing??" she asked. "I said, I (pointing at her eye) left it (grabbing her left tit) behind (slapping her ass) the bush!!"