Yanks cream Canucks under the sheets

[Isabella Thorne]

oh yikes .... i read a survey in the newspaper ... check it out ... the 2001 Durex Global Sex Survey indicates:

Frequency of Sex (per year):
USA = 124
Canada = 99

Number of Partners (lifetime total):
USA = 14.3
Canada = 10.6

Getting Started (age of first sex):
USA = 16.0
Canada = 17.3

The U.S. is the sexual powerhouse of the world, according to the survey which polled 18,500 people in 28 countries.

soooooooooooooo how do you compare?

personally, the number of partners and the getting started age are kind of right on for moi ... but as for frequency ... well i think i could pass for a yank ... lol ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh did i say the U.S. was a sexual powerhouse?

well .... maybe all Americans except for this guy ..... lol ....

 

[plasticman33]

The best sex I've ever had (lately) was in Canada!

 

[kotori]

LOL

pass me a serviette, I spilled my poutin!

 

[mufflvr]

Well I guess we Canadians had better get at it.

 

[Asendin]

Well I guess we Canadians had better get at it.

those stats must be wrong us canadians are not like that at all trust me ..

 

[Scabbers]

Maybe they made a mistake in the exchange rate?

 

[Moridin187]

Hey, if any canadian ladies are looking to improve their nation's averages (For purely patriotic reasons of course..) I'd be glad to help, just jump the border into Vermont. lol, I'm such an altruist...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

you're such a what, Morid dear?

well yea it is so important to keep our great nation's averages up ... up ... up ...

and ummmmm hey can i keep you up too, cheri?

i am going to scan the article and post it here later ... they show lots of cunt-ries' "averages" ....

ohhhhhhh kotori luv .... pleeeeeease wipe that gravy and those cheese curd drippings off of your mouth before you eat me ... i wouldn't want them smearing up my delicate little pussy, n'est-ce pas, cheri? ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh i just found the article online:

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011127/od/survey_dc_1.html

 

[Isabella Thorne]

so here are the sex survey results that i scanned from the newspaper ...

i hope they are clear enough to read ...

 

[plasticman33]

Interesting to note...

The US average for frequency in times per year is dropping off! 132 times in 2000, but down to 124 times this year! Canada has remained firm (firm?) at 99 times a year! C'mon US! Lets get that average up! At this rate Canada will pass us up by 2004!

 

[Phoenyx]

2 things to remember quality over quantity.
Would you rather have 100 bad fucks or 75 really good ones.
Canadians and greeks do it better any way.

 

[Phoenyx]

Isabella where did ya get that picture?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

y'assou Pheonyx ... s'agga pow ...

hey did you notice that Greece came in second only to the U.S. in terms of frequency of sex?

and which pic are you talking about dear? the Canadian flag sheets or the U.S. flag thong?

 

[Phoenyx]

y'assou Pheonyx ... s'agga pow ...

hey did you notice that Greece came in second only to the U.S. in terms of frequency of sex?

and which pic are you talking about dear? the Canadian flag sheets or the U.S. flag thong?

You greek is Not bad.

Im talking about the pic that shows the stats about the frequency of sex.

And Yeah I noticed about greece. This greek website I post on was talking about it. I wanna see If I can link that pic to the site I post at and let them have some fun.

I may have greek in me,(Anyone want some greek in them) but I was born, live and will probably die in Canada.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: Interesting to note...

The US average for frequency in times per year is dropping off! 132 times in 2000, but down to 124 times this year! Canada has remained firm (firm?) at 99 times a year! C'mon US! Lets get that average up! At this rate Canada will pass us up by 2004!

I read a similar article here in New Zealand. If the figures are accurate you yanks better watch out, New Zealaqnd jumped from about 99 to 115 a year. I like our stats. We start young, but on average nearly a year after the age of legal sexual relations. We have sex often, right up there with the USA, but we restrict ourselves to significantly fewer partners. Hopefully that means that we have more meaningful relationships, but who knows.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

You greek is Not bad.

effharistow darling ... i wish i could say the same about your english ... hee hee hee ... j/k baby ...

well that article was scanned from my local newspaper ... but why don't you just copy it on to your puter and post it into your greek site?

and do i want some greek in me, you ask? nae, s'aparacalow

(i know ... phonetic spelling sucks but i hope you understand me)
_______________________
Juspar ... you are such a meaningful kiwi dear ...

 

[JazzManJim]

Well, at least it makes sense now.

My ex-fiancee, who now pretty much believes me to be either the devil or a complete bastard still admits that I was good in bed.

So at least that's something.

Oh, and she was a Canuck, so I suppose the poll bears out with me.

 

[Moridin187]

you're such a what, Morid dear?

from www.merriamwebster.com
Main Entry: al·tru·ism
Pronunciation: 'al-tru-"i-z&m
Etymology: French altruisme, from autrui other people, from Old French, oblique case form of autre other, from Latin alter
Date: 1853
1 : unselfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of others
2 : behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to itself but that benefits others of its species

 

[Thumper]

Wha...

124 times a year?

I want to know who the fuck they talked to.

124 sounds like a good decade for me.

Hey Isabella....help me with these numbers!

 

[Phoenyx]

effharistow darling ... i wish i could say the same about your english ... hee hee hee ... j/k baby ...

well that article was scanned from my local newspaper ... but why don't you just copy it on to your puter and post it into your greek site?

and do i want some greek in me, you ask? nae, s'aparacalow

(i know ... phonetic spelling sucks but i hope you understand me)

I will post it. I was just wondering if there was a bigger version.

Your Greek is pretty good.
You greek or just studied it.?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Kiss and Tell

ok ... ok ... ok ... i've been thinking ...

Perhaps it was Gene Simmons' stats that brought up the American average ... lol ... in his new book Kiss and Make-up, he reveals that he slept with over 1,200 women ... now if he was included in that damn survey ... well ... all i can say is no fair .... lol .... i mean Bryan Adams' stats don't come close .... that i know of ... ha ha ha ...

and ummmm wabbit dear ... you have sex 124 times every 10 years? yikes baby ... that's about once a month ... certainly you can do better than that ... cum here my darling .... let's see if we can improve those stats ...

pssst Pheonyx ... i have greek friends ... like you agapi mou