Yang4thePeople

[Yang4yin]

Taken from: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=23714182#post23714182

Now that I've taken the plunge and posted my pic here, I might as well run for President of the US. I think I ought to be able to carry the Domestic Discipline vote, and the possibility for campaign contributions should be quite good. Just think of all the kinds of companies who will want me to help pass legislation on their behalf! There's the rope manufacturers, all the kinky toy makers, fraternity and sorority paddle companies -- practically unlimited resources!

I can see the news headlines now...

Politician Bends Over Backwards to Please People

Butt Plug Lobby Supports Disciplinarian: Film at Eleven

Vibrator Makers Buzzing Over Candidate


Can I count on your support?

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

I'm in. I can distribute flyers, buttons, answer phones.....

Are any of these companies providing products with your picture and vote for Yang on them.

 

[Yang4yin]

Not yet, but I'm sure it will happen soon.

Adam and Gillian ought to want me displaying some of their floggers in my campaign posters.

Hitachi (Magic Wand) will want to strengthen foreign relations with the US.

I'm sure there must be others who will want to offer funding.

 

[northwoods_sub]

You have my vote!!! What can I do to help?

 

[Yang4yin]

You have my vote!!! What can I do to help?

Will you coordinate the campaign in the North Woods for me? Any kinky companies out there I can help?

 

[myinnerslut]

can i help with your campaign? after all, i was a poli sci major for two years before i changed it to eduction.

 

[BiBunny]

Can I help? I have all the hookups. I'm a sorority girl and a horseback rider. You know how we kinky horse people are.

 

[graceanne]

Will there be chocolate?

 

[Yang4yin]

Will there be chocolate?

Yes, graceanne, there will be chocolate for the hard working campaigners.

myinnerslut - if you promise not to behave like a typical politician, yes, your help will be appreciated. I want to run a clean campaign. I'm in talk with the "Safe Suds" toy cleaning people now.

BiBunny, a sorority girl and a horseback rider? Oh, I can see all kinds of possibilities with your help! I think a few carefully screened sorority parties may help things get off... to a great start!

 

[myinnerslut]

BiBunny, a sorority girl and a horseback rider? Oh, I can see all kinds of possibilities with your help! I think a few carefully screened sorority parties may help things get off... to a great start!

this is a total hijack but i think its hilarious so im going to say it anyway (sorry yang). i was on a bus going downtown at college and i was sitting across from three sorority girls talking about what to wear to the party they were going to that night. it was a bdsm themed party. they had no idea what they were talking about. one of them said something along the lines of, "this is ok for dress up, but nobody actually DOES This anymore, do they?" i had to try sooo hard not to break out laughing right there on the bus. [/hijack]

 

[BiBunny]

this is a total hijack but i think its hilarious so im going to say it anyway (sorry yang). i was on a bus going downtown at college and i was sitting across from three sorority girls talking about what to wear to the party they were going to that night. it was a bdsm themed party. they had no idea what they were talking about. one of them said something along the lines of, "this is ok for dress up, but nobody actually DOES This anymore, do they?" i had to try sooo hard not to break out laughing right there on the bus. [/hijack]

*Snort* I can so see some of the girls in my chapter doing that. Of course, the ones I tend to hang out with would know better. Hell, they all come to me for kinky advice and to borrow my toys.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Taken from: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=23714182#post23714182

Now that I've taken the plunge and posted my pic here, I might as well run for President of the US. I think I ought to be able to carry the Domestic Discipline vote, and the possibility for campaign contributions should be quite good. Just think of all the kinds of companies who will want me to help pass legislation on their behalf! There's the rope manufacturers, all the kinky toy makers, fraternity and sorority paddle companies -- practically unlimited resources!

I can see the news headlines now...

Politician Bends Over Backwards to Please People

Butt Plug Lobby Supports Disciplinarian: Film at Eleven

Vibrator Makers Buzzing Over Candidate


Can I count on your support?

After seeing your pic .... I'll definitely give you my support. I can't resist a disciplinarian with looks like yours

 

[northwoods_sub]

Will you coordinate the campaign in the North Woods for me? Any kinky companies out there I can help?

Wellllllll, we have wood and more wood so, maybe cane or paddle makers?
Otherwise this is a small hick town that you can't even find any books on bdsm in the bookstores let alone the library.
(and this is a college town WTF?)

 

[graceanne]

Yes, graceanne, there will be chocolate for the hard working campaigners.

Yay!

Count me in!

 

[Yang4yin]

After seeing your pic .... I'll definitely give you my support. I can't resist a disciplinarian with looks like yours

Thank you. You're too kind.

You've got Mississippi... and with your looks, I'm sure I'll carry the entire state no matter who the other candidates are.

 

[jadefirefly]

For a campaign like this, I'd even register to vote!

 

[Yang4yin]

For a campaign like this, I'd even register to vote!

Right after you get yourself registered, I'd like you to spearhead a campaign to get others registered, too. I could also use an official campaign photographer, if you're interested.

 

[jadefirefly]

Wooo! Sounds fun!

 

[Yang4yin]

It could be... the photography part, anyway.

 

[jadefirefly]

Well, yes. Registration campaigns don't hold much promise of fun, but I do love some photo shoots.

 

[reignophelia]

Need any interns you know, to um, run errands and stuff?

 

[Shankara20]

where can I get "Vote for Yang" panties?

 

[Exogenous]

I'd love to help. I can work an Excel spreadsheet full of stats and spin the numbers anyway you want them. Hmm...boost your poll ratings!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Just for Shanky

where can I get "Vote for Yang" panties?

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/9699a0jmE/177326.jpg

 

[Shankara20]

http://www.pixcastle.com/pic/9699a0jmE/177326.jpg

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