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SeaCat

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Last night my neighbors decided it was just fine to listen to their Mariachi music until 0230 in the morning at high decibles. (No they weren't having a party.) I'll endure that for one night and that's it.

This morning I was out working on the car when my neighbor comes strolling out to drop some mail in the box. I saw him before he saw me and was able to confront him about the music. At first he tried pulling that "I don't speak English" crap, but that didn't work. I've talked with this guy often enough to know he's fluent in English.

I explained to him quite nicely I thought that I didn't care what kind of music he listened to as long as he kept it quiet. He didn't like that and started spouting off at me in Spanish. I shrugged and told him slightly more forcefully that I didn't care what he called me, if he cranked his music tonight or any other night I would be calling the cops on him. He stalked off.

A short time later there was a knock on my door. It was the Property Manager who wanted to know why I was threatening my neighbors. According to my neighbor I was being racist because I wouldn't ask a White to turn down their music. (How wrong he is.)

I started explaining to the Property Manager what had happened when my neighbor decided to turn up his music to the level he had it last night. The Property Manager just looked at me, shook his head and walked away.

So now we'll see what happens tonight.

Cat
 
you have your right to have a peaceful night. I have a similar problem.refer to him as a spanyard
 
Lemme point out that you're living in a trailer park.

A trailer park in FLA.

How many Einsteins have you met there (not including yourself and your wife)?
 
Lemme point out that you're living in a trailer park.

A trailer park in FLA.

How many Einsteins have you met there (not including yourself and your wife)?

Hmmmmm, this is coming from a person who claims to dislike stereotypes?

AS for how many Einsteins have I met here? About as many as I've met in any other place I've lived.

Cat
 
Hmmmmm, this is coming from a person who claims to dislike stereotypes?

As for how many Einsteins have I met here? About as many as I've met in any other place I've lived.

Cat

No stereotyping going on here, Cat. Why 'everybody knows' only redneck, racist, KKK belonging, homophobic, bible thumping, gun toting, government hating, proto-Republican white trash live in trailer parks. :rolleyes:

That unfortunate, downtrodden, exploited, persecuted Hispanic man was simply celebrating his cultural heritage. ;)
 
That unfortunate, downtrodden, exploited, persecuted Hispanic man was simply celebrating his cultural heritage. ;)
How unusually tolerant of you. :rose:

I wonder, though, why Cat felt the need to title this thread in the way he did.
 
No stereotyping going on here, Cat. Why 'everybody knows' only redneck, racist, KKK belonging, homophobic, bible thumping, gun toting, government hating, proto-Republican white trash live in trailer parks. :rolleyes:
...who play Mariachi in the middle of the night.
 
No stereotyping going on here, Cat. Why 'everybody knows' only redneck, racist, KKK belonging, homophobic, bible thumping, gun toting, government hating, proto-Republican white trash live in trailer parks. :rolleyes:

Darling, you forgot to mention that without trailer parks, we wouldn't have the highbrow intellectual debates, the sterling example of journalistic integrity and quality television presented by Jerry Springer.

No stereotypes here, none whatsoever.

:)
 
How so?

On the other side of the coin how would you have titled it?

Cat
I might have titled it:

"My noisy-ass neighbor tried to call me a racist but no one believes him."

That's pretty accurate, isn't it?
 
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