YAAR Mateys! Three guesses what day it is(September 19), or ye can walk the plank!

bronntanas

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Today is "Talk like a pirate day!". In order to facilitate Yon Piratey Goodness, I have some links for ye scurvy mates and saucy wenches...

Courtesy of R.Richard over on the AH, we have the following linkage: Pirate Adventure Tips!

For more info, you can also go here:Talk like a Pirate Day, YAAR!

Now then which comely lass is gonna be the first to shiver my timbers? :nana:
 
Avast!! What's all the sea wallerin' about, ye lubbers? There's enough noise to shiver me timbers. Arrrr, wench. Come and tickle my urchins. The captain has a need to get into yer britches. The Jolley Roger has a hornpipe. It's raisin' its sails, and lookin' for buried treasure.

Ahoy thar, wench, your ass is lookin' mighty invitin', and I think I'm gonna take you thar. Drop your drawers and bend over. I'm gonna take you hard in the bung hole.

Perpare to be boarded!
 
DVS said:
Well, at least we know he's right handed. :rolleyes:

*spew* he might need two hands with that .. monster down his pants .. or maybe he's just happy to see me in the crowd ;)
 
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