XXX Rate Christmas Carols

[Cymru6969]

XXX Rated Christmas Carols

Silent Night

Silent night. Holy night.
Up your bum, not too tight.

You’re no virgin, are you child?
Anal beads will drive you wild.

Pleasure when you release.
Pleasure when you release.

(maybe not so silent after all?)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Away with a stranger
He's rented a bed
So quickly he showed me
His ripe, swollen head

I dropped to my knees
my lips he did feed
With holiday spirit
He fed me his seed

 

[Cymru6969]

It Came Upon The Midnight Clear

He came upon her panties sheer,
The ones she thought were too old.
She fainted when he unleashed his girth,
But woke and did as she was told:

“Hike up your nightie, bend over then.
This will be to your liking.”
Impaled, she truly enjoyed the lay,
They came, now that’s quite a fling.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

lol.. I think you need to work on that last line a little bit

 

[Hypoxia]

"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear...... "

--Bob Rivers

 

[Cymru6969]

lol.. I think you need to work on that last line a little bit

This is high art!

 

[Cymru6969]

"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
Her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear...... "

--Bob Rivers

I remember this one!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Jingle bells

Pulling down her pants
Yanking off my own
underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan.

I'll push her to her knees
She'll have to suck my cock
And later on that night
I'll make her whole world rock.

Oh
Your sisters hot!
Your sisters hot
and we'll go all the way!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

lol.. damn, panty

 

[numeniusa]

These are great. There might be a book in this, Cymru

Am I the only one who used to enjoy singing "Oh cum all ye faithful" a little bit too much...?

 

[beachbaby179]

That's it... we're all going to hell.

 

[Hornblende]

In the bleak Midwinter
I made my wife moan
I was hard as iron
So she stroked my bone
She made my thing grow and grow
Grow and grow
I love bleak midwinter
Bring on the snow!

 

[Cymru6969]

These are great. There might be a book in this, Cymru

Am I the only one who used to enjoy singing "Oh cum all ye faithful" a little bit too much...?

Or a new hymnal at the very least

That's it... we're all going to hell.

Yes we are, but it’s going to be so much fun getting there!

In the bleak Midwinter
I made my wife moan
I was hard as iron
So she stroked my bone
She made my thing grow and grow
Grow and grow
I love bleak midwinter
Bring on the snow!

Bravo

 

[fluffPE]

That's it... we're all going to hell.

Even me? I didn't even say anything.

Merry Christmas.

 

[Cymru6969]

Deck The Halls

Spread her walls with KY jelly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la
Time to fuck, turn off that telly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

It’s quite big, no need to measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Fill that cunt with man meat pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la la.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Away with a stranger
He's rented a bed
So quickly he showed me
His ripe, swollen head

I dropped to my knees
my lips he did feed
With holiday spirit
He fed me his seed

That's awesome!!

 

[Cymru6969]

That's awesome!!

That’s our Gigg’s

 

[Hornblende]

Spread her walls with KY jelly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la
Time to fuck, turn off that telly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

It’s quite big, no need to measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Fill that cunt with man meat pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la la.

 

[Cymru6969]

O Holy Night

O, Holy Fuck!
My cock has real good timing,
It is the night to receive its great girth.
Long is her want, for it she has been pining,
It appears, and the wait it was worth.
The thrill of sex, her masturbation’s over,
For yonder prick beats all her laptop porn.

Fall On Your Knees!
All Lit hears your rejoices.
O rhymes divine.
O night with bed sheets torn.
O rhymes divine!!
O. Holy. Fuck.

 

[HBergeron]

I'll Be Home For Christmas

I'll get some for Christmas,
You can grind on me
Please do blow, with cameltoe
And juices from the Vee

Christmas Eve will stiffen me
As I adjust your high-beams
I know I'll cum for Christmas
As I love you with my cream

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Not really a carol, but anyways...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when I walked into the house,
My two lover were stirring, where was my spouse?
Black stockings were hugging my thighs with great care
In hope that my best friends would soon be there.

The toys all scattered across the bed,
And chocolate deserts after giving great head.
Naughty wife in her stockings and lovers in caps,
We walked to the bedroom so I could be unwrapped.

When over in the corner arouse such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what’s the matter.
Running and skipping, I flew like a flash,
I turned on the light and batted an eyelash.

A huge gift wrapped in a beautiful red bow
Gave luster to all the small gifts waiting below;
When, what to my brown eyes should appear,
But a new Sybian, which made me shout and cheer!

They placed me on, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment I was getting some dick.
Riding hard a cock deep inside I came,
And they whistled, and shouted, and call'd me by name:

“Hungry little minx! Now my sweet slut,
You ride and grind, show us some smut.

All three sat eagerly, backs against the wall.
Rubbing and stroking, hard cocks and full balls.

I grabbed my tits and let down my guard,
And told them “Cum for me baby, cum for me hard.”

 

[beachbaby179]

These are all brilliant... love them!

 

[Cymru6969]

Not really a carol, but anyways...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when I walked into the house,
My two lover were stirring, where was my spouse?
Black stockings were hugging my thighs with great care
In hope that my best friends would soon be there.

The toys all scattered across the bed,
And chocolate deserts after giving great head.
Naughty wife in her stockings and lovers in caps,
We walked to the bedroom so I could be unwrapped.

When over in the corner arouse such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what’s the matter.
Running and skipping, I flew like a flash,
I turned on the light and batted an eyelash.

A huge gift wrapped in a beautiful red bow
Gave luster to all the small gifts waiting below;
When, what to my brown eyes should appear,
But a new Sybian, which made me shout and cheer!

They placed me on, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment I was getting some dick.
Riding hard a cock deep inside I came,
And they whistled, and shouted, and call'd me by name:

“Hungry little minx! Now my sweet slut,
You ride and grind, show us some smut.

All three sat eagerly, backs against the wall.
Rubbing and stroking, hard cocks and full balls.

I grabbed my tits and let down my guard,
And told them “Cum for me baby, cum for me hard.”

My goodness, you’ve outdone yourself SMNaughtywife! Outstanding.

 

[Hornblende]

Ben Wa balls, Ben Wa balls
Ben Wa all the way
Oh what fun it is to feel
The way they rock and sway

 

[Girly_girl]

These are hysterical!


Have a hottie naughty Christmas
It's the breast time of the year!
Lotsa elves
With lovely shelves.
And red-furred white-trimmed rears

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello
To girls who show
Their reindeer rumps so sweet!