X Rated Nude Car Wash

R. Richard

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I am urging all of our Aussie Loterotica members to patronize the service, in order to save water, of course. Comment?

X rated nude car wash gets police all-clear

CANBERRA (Reuters) - A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia's tropical Queensland state has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it.

The Bubbles 'n' Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for A$55 ($45) and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for A$100. "If it was approved for a car wash then I can't imagine how we can stop them," Lord Mayor Campbell Newman told a council meeting with worried local lawmakers.

Professional car washes have boomed in most cities with drought-stricken Australians banned from washing their own cars due to tough water restrictions.

Queensland police denied any cover-up in a state where their image has been dented by past accusations of police corruption and involvement with organized crime.

The raunchy wash, set up by a strip-club owner, was screened from the public and used recycled water to avoid breaching water use restrictions, they said.

"We don't want any traffic accidents caused by people looking at the girls instead of looking at the road," Superintendent Colin Campbell told local media.
 
yeah, fill up and you dont have to pay!


(working at the car wash, oh, working at the car wash yeah)
 
Oh now why didn't they decide to open one of these near me?

Then again I live in a place where they have banned the young women working at the street vendor carts from wearing Bikinis because they may cause a distraction for the drivers. (Or so they say.)

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
Oh now why didn't they decide to open one of these near me?
Cat

Excellent! It is heart warming to see a guy so committed to saving scarce water.
 
R. Richard said:
Excellent! It is heart warming to see a guy so committed to saving scarce water.
And just think of all the time, money and energy that will be saved not having to launder employee uniforms.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
SeaCat said:
Oh now why didn't they decide to open one of these near me?

Because of OSHA.

At least that's the reason given for the demise of a similar -- although less revealing -- enterprise here in southern Nevada. "Nude" and "topless" sort of imply a lack of safety gear to protect eyes and other tender parts from high-pressure water hoses or caustic cleaning agents. :rolleyes:
 
Weird Harold said:
Because of OSHA.

At least that's the reason given for the demise of a similar -- although less revealing -- enterprise here in southern Nevada. "Nude" and "topless" sort of imply a lack of safety gear to protect eyes and other tender parts from high-pressure water hoses or caustic cleaning agents. :rolleyes:
Might have to reserve the topless bit for a "rub down" area where the employees could give newly washed cars hand jobs, and provide drivers with somewhat similar personal services.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
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Weird Harold said:
Because of OSHA.

At least that's the reason given for the demise of a similar -- although less revealing -- enterprise here in southern Nevada. "Nude" and "topless" sort of imply a lack of safety gear to protect eyes and other tender parts from high-pressure water hoses or caustic cleaning agents. :rolleyes:
We had one here for a while. I don't know if it's still around, but it wasn't that far from me. My question is, what's an 'X' rated lapdance? I've had fully nude women sitting on my lap (while I was clothed), and it wasn't referred to in that way. If they're saying what I think they are, I think I've figured out Kiten & my next vacation. :D
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
And just think of all the time, money and energy that will be saved not having to launder employee uniforms.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

Excellent points! However, the thened savings here is the water saved by not having to wash employee uniforms.
 
Weird Harold said:
Because of OSHA.

At least that's the reason given for the demise of a similar -- although less revealing -- enterprise here in southern Nevada. "Nude" and "topless" sort of imply a lack of safety gear to protect eyes and other tender parts from high-pressure water hoses or caustic cleaning agents. :rolleyes:

You forgot to include the wringers they use to squeeze the water from the drying towels. A key, key item!
 
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