X-Rated Heaven

[PanicByNumbers]

Not really sure if this belongs in another section but, if I need to move it someone inform me. Honestly my brain's been gnawing at this idea for months and I just need to get it out. I read a story recently in the Incest/Taboo section about the patriarch of an incestuous family dying and being admitted to Heaven. The author's view of heaven seemed to be basically 'do whatever you please with whoever you want'. It was stated in the story that the realm beyond the pearly gates wasn't an all over orgy, people did what they loved and enjoyed, it was just that sex was a fairly common pursuit. There was no restrictions on partners, people slept with celebrities (the protagonist got a welcome blowjob from Marilyn Monroe), relatives passed on, past teachers and everyone in between. Our guide even boinked The Queen of Heaven herself. I thought it was a nice vision. That made me actually wonder. What would an X-rated paradise be like? What would other people picture when they imagined a perfect beyond or afterlife fuckfest? When I think of "sex heaven" I imagine some perfect, unsurpassable neighborhood. Everyone has a beach house, everyone has a mansion fully staffed with attractive, enthusiastic, and accommodating lovers. Your hot neighbors frequently drop by to chat about your favorite things, invite you to a movie party at their place and guess what all your favorite movies make up the queue, or just hang out. Heaven is only populated with people you would enjoy knowing and spending time with/fucking. And sex never not an option. I would honestly like to see more porno-heaven stories. Any ideas?

 

[Lazy_lay]

Not really sure if this belongs in another section but, if I need to move it someone inform me. Honestly my brain's been gnawing at this idea for months and I just need to get it out. I read a story recently in the Incest/Taboo section about the patriarch of an incestuous family dying and being admitted to Heaven. The author's view of heaven seemed to be basically 'do whatever you please with whoever you want'. It was stated in the story that the realm beyond the pearly gates wasn't an all over orgy, people did what they loved and enjoyed, it was just that sex was a fairly common pursuit. There was no restrictions on partners, people slept with celebrities (the protagonist got a welcome blowjob from Marilyn Monroe), relatives passed on, past teachers and everyone in between. Our guide even boinked The Queen of Heaven herself. I thought it was a nice vision. That made me actually wonder. What would an X-rated paradise be like? What would other people picture when they imagined a perfect beyond or afterlife fuckfest? When I think of "sex heaven" I imagine some perfect, unsurpassable neighborhood. Everyone has a beach house, everyone has a mansion fully staffed with attractive, enthusiastic, and accommodating lovers. Your hot neighbors frequently drop by to chat about your favorite things, invite you to a movie party at their place and guess what all your favorite movies make up the queue, or just hang out. Heaven is only populated with people you would enjoy knowing and spending time with/fucking. And sex never not an option. I would honestly like to see more porno-heaven stories. Any ideas?

Sounds very, very boring.

 

[lovecraft68]

Sounds very, very boring.

I think this could be pretty hot and interesting.

An afterlife Fantasy Island.

There would be sections, neighborhoods or maybe "realms" one would contain celebrities who enjoyed the adoration of people that had crushes on them and would fuck them.

One would be past family members, one could be friends.....I think it would be individualized per "soul"

Lot of potential here.

 

[Hypoxia]

warning: this comment is densely packed

Can be spun many ways. Multiple and alternative afterlife realms, not just the pop vanilla Xian clouds-n-angels or fire-n-demons scenes. Sexual interactions with various pantheons as well as departed humans. Screw around with Jove or Isis, yum. Or with your favorite saint(s). And more. How about you do a 4-way with Joan of Arc and Gautama Buddha and your SIDS sibling?

Ah, but if (according to some fundy jeezoids) aborted and miscarried fetuses go to Paradise, then won't Heaven be filled with mute inexperienced infantile spirit-bodies? Think of the implications...

 

[Carnevil9]

An x-rated Hell might be more interesting, with characters receiving punishments that fit the sins they committed on earth. Or better yet, an x-rated Purgatory, where they do their best to earn their way OUT and into paradise.

 

[Aynmair]

An x-rated Hell might be more interesting, with characters receiving punishments that fit the sins they committed on earth. Or better yet, an x-rated Purgatory, where they do their best to earn their way OUT and into paradise.

I always assumed hell, if it exists, would be X-rated. Is that just me?

 

[loquere]

A bit too biblical for me.

 

[ParkerDupris]

more than just the sex

I think we could all agree that it's more than just the access that makes sex hot, right? So I am definitely down with how the idea of an infinite Sex Club of pretty people all willing, able and ready to spread and pump might be boring. When I'm wound up and all I want to do is -fuck- such an emporium would be pretty handy... but maybe it doesn't scale into Forever After.

Look at all the stories we read here, all the ideas we discuss in this thread. It's the tension, the achieving, the conquering or being conquered, the power dynamic, and so many more that makes the sex truly hot, truly heavenly ( ack ). When we write a story and submit it here, you need tension, conflict, opposing goals.. not just beause these are required for a great story, but because these elements in some mix make the sex hotter; they add to the psychological non-cock-and-pussy-and-whatever part of it.

So then... what does a sensual, hedonistic final resting place look like?

For me... it'd have variety, tension, some interpersonal conflict. People I wasn't supposed to fuck but would desire. People who weren't supposed to fuck me, but desired me. Some social structures with power dynamics - students and teachers, relationships to explore, to push the limits of. All beyond the always-open YumYumCafe.

 

[RicoLouis]

I always assumed hell, if it exists, would be X-rated. Is that just me?

In hell you can have all the sex you could ever want, and some you don't want but you can never orgasim. : )

 

[Trixareforkids]

I immediately thought of Heinlein's Job A Comedy Of Justice. There are many forms of heaven. I think this could be very interesting if it was done in the way that Heinlein did it. Job had to go searching through all the heavens to find his mate who he was separated from when they died. A story line like that would take you through all kinds of scenes and leave lots of room for all kinds of conflict. It would also make for a great collaborative effort. Lots of people writing the heaven they imagine while they try to both keep Job consistent and show his growth and change as he witnesses/experiences many different things.

I'd be in for something like I described, anyone else?