X-man is on the Rampage and I am High on Life

[lavender]

 

[Never]

I SPOKE WITH LAVENDER ON THE PHONE AND SHE'S HIGH OFF THE NEVERKINS.

Oh, wait, was I not supposed to say that?
Never mind, it's all malarkey.

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Act now and get your Neverkins before the Fed make me a controlled substance.

 

[xlc67]

That's my story and I'm sticking to it like a tin tick on a dead goat's ass...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I SPOKE WITH LAVENDER ON THE PHONE AND SHE'S HIGH OFF THE NEVERKINS.

Oh, wait, was I not supposed to say that?
Never mind, it's all malarkey.

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Act now and get your Neverkins before the Fed make me a controlled substance.

pffsst......"high on the neverkins". I talked to lavender too and in my opinion which is indisputably the fact of the matter, she is riding the Funboy wave to pleasure beach. She squeals like a schoolgirl when I come around.... she gets stuck to the seat when i hand down my marvelously delicious posts.

So ...uh......can I get a nickel bag O' never?

 

[Never]

It's true Funboy; Never's are a dime a dozen. It's Funboy that she's really craving.

If you're cocaine I'm just crack, if you're a Cuban cigar I'm a Pall-Mall. If you're a designed drug I'm the generic brand. How could I have ever thought it was anything other than the Funboy buzz she wanted? I'll just crawl back into my cave, alone and dejected.

 

[xlc67]

The thought of you crawling on your hands and knees back to your cave...hmmm...I'll meet you there

 

[lavender]

I'm a cyber slut and I know it

 

[Never]

You've already had hall sex with lavender, I'm certain I could only be a disappointment after that.

 

[xlc67]

You know, I think this whole sheep in wolf's clothing thing works for me...baaah

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I SPOKE WITH LAVENDER ON THE PHONE AND SHE'S HIGH OFF THE NEVERKINS.

Oh, wait, was I not supposed to say that?

~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Act now and get your Neverkins before the Fed make me a controlled substance.

Um please Never, can I get me some of what she's getting?