WWDD

[Cheri]

Many moons ago, I started a thread called WWMD, but now in either a moment of brilliance or insanity I've decided to do that same for Deborah. So...What Would Deborah Do?




(Your officially sanctioned/licensed apparel and mementos is still on back order due to problems with our overseas suppliers. We are estimating delivery sometime before summer and therefore introducing a new line of swimwear.)

 

[Madame Pandora]

Cheri...

Do they come in strap-ons, or will you only have bracelets to start with? ;-)

MP

 

[Cheri]

Actually I haven't created/developed the merchandise for Deborah. To me that seems a bit presumptuous, but if she asks I think starting with bracelets, key chains and Bible covers would be enough to build interest and customer loyalty. Until an agreement could be reached with Doc Johnson, dildos would be a risky venture.

Actually that footnote was in regards to the Manu thread. I may be mistaken, but I really don't see him as the type of guy who'd like his name on a dildo. If I'm wrong(Laurel, Manu comments?), that could be easily rectified. Huu hu hu hu I just said dildo and rectified. I'm seeing a bright pink (almost neon) jell filled jobbie with Manu's name on the head. That way you could imagine he's coming right for ya.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Is there really a Manu? I've head tell of him, naturally, but he's kinda like Oprah's Steadman...mentioned much more than heard from ;-)

;-) MP

 

[Cheri]

Hey there, in defense of the great Manu, he replied to my thread! I consider that one of my greatest achievements!

 

[Deborah]

I'm already having a dildo made in my image. I'm serious. The company is Divine Interventions. They already have a Baby Jesus, a Virgin Mary, a Jackhammer Jesus, Moses, The Devil, Buddha's Delight and a Grim Reaper. Now they want a Deborah.

Well, just go look ...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html

The Deborah model will be available to the public soon. In fact, I test marketed it this weekend and I have fanny letters to prove it. When I stick it up somebody's ass I like to make sure they know who they are getting it from.

 

[Madame Pandora]

ROFLMAO.................

Suddenly the "iconoclast" bet has come into focus....

 

[Deborah]

Nope, that's not it. I was a nun. Really. And it wasn't that long ago I was wearing a habit. Bet me.

 

[Madame Pandora]

ROFLMAO...I am STILL rolling over this site. Even had to post a haiku...LMAO!

I would never bet you Deb, but I'll have to check the office pool...someone had you pegged as a nun ;-)

P

 

[April]

I would never bet Deborah. She scares me! The thing is, she's probably telling the truth! Nope, better to keep a very cautious distance.

 

[Madame Pandora]

April,

This is very wise advice. Maybe we should just poke at her with sticks.

MP

 

[Deborah]

I AM telling the truth. Ask Laurel. She knows my penguin story.

 

[Madame Pandora]

:::jumping up and down:::
I knew it
I KNEW it
I KNEW IT

Deb...when you check your mail, just remember I sent it before you posted this

MP