Today in things you may feel you were better off not knowing, there are multiple Facebook groups in which men take pictures of themselves with loaded guns pointed towards their dicks. And, in news that should not shock you at all, one of those men has blown off his testicles and is now being hailed as a king by the members of one of these groups.
On August 11, the man, a member of the "Loaded Guns Pointed at enis" group, started posting a live video of himself pointing a gun at his dick and balls, for reasons, when the gun "accidentally" went off, in what's more accurately called a "negligent discharge" — and how. The video was swiftly deleted, and the man subsequently posted the picture above, showing blood spattered everywhere and the caption "ois, I think I fucked up." You will note the copy of the Constitution in the upper left corner, reminding us all that it is a man's Second Amendment right to shoot his balls off if he so chooses.
It was not a mere graze. The man later went to the hospital and discovered that it had actually gone through, which seems ... uncomfortable. But apparently he is doing okay for a guy who just shot himself in the balls. He has since been made an administrator of the group, and members have been photoshopping memes of him as a king, accepting the Presidential Medal of Freedom, etc. etc.
The former chief of staff for the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre has a new tell-all book coming out, where he says that the gun rights group experienced for the first time ever parents and politicians fighting back “in a bigger, more organized way” after its botched response the Parkland shooting, Axios reports.
“And now the frustration boiled over, as the survivors of Parkland took to the airwaves to plead for an end to the violence, to plead on behalf of their slain classmates. … [T]he NRA offered its standard playbook and the party line,” says Josh Powell, author of Inside the NRA.
Powell goes on to tell Axios that the waste and disfunction at the NRA was “staggering” and cost the organization millions of dollars throughout the years.
“To me, the NRA has completely shirked its obligations to gun owners, citizens, and the children of our country,” Powell said.
