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Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth MIAMI (Reuters) - The man who made the Statue of Liberty appear to vanish may soon claim to do the same for unsightly bags and wrinkles.


Master illusionist David Copperfield says he has found the "Fountain of Youth" in the southern Bahamas, amid a cluster of four tiny islands he recently bought for $50 million.

One of his islands in the Exuma chain, Musha Cay, is a private resort that rents for up to $300,000 a week and the other islands serve as buffers to keep prying eyes away from celebrity guests on the white sand beaches.

Copperfield is coy about his reasons for the Fountain of Youth claim, but the man best known for entertaining with grand deception insists his archipelago also contains the legendary waters that bestow perpetual youth. Seriously.

"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

Copperfield, who turns 50 next month, said he had hired biologists and geologists to examine its potential effect on humans but he's not inviting visitors to swim in or drink from it just yet.
 
Oh dear, oh dear,oh dear.

So how much do you think he's gonna charge for a bottle full or a bathe in his youth water?

And who'll be the first to fall for it? ;)
 
It's a shame that so many people have already used this as a story plot:

Thorne Smith: The Glorious Pool

R C Sherriff: The Well of St Marys

The movie Cocoon

etc.

Og
 
Question:

Are there any celebrities or psudo-celebrities left that are not completly fruit bat wacky?
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Question:

Are there any celebrities or psudo-celebrities left that are not completly fruit bat wacky?

A side effect from too much money, perhaps?
 
Aurora Black said:
A side effect from too much money, perhaps?

Or maybe all the flashbulbs from the paparatzi overloading their brains. Whatever it is it seems to be all inclusive of the celebs. :rolleyes:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Question:

Are there any celebrities or psudo-celebrities left that are not completly fruit bat wacky?
Meatloaf?

<singing> ... like a bat of hell, I'll be gone ...
 
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