Majorbedhead
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Sep 15, 2015
- Posts
- 126
So I'm in this small crossroads, drive through town; out of town. I've had to hire local talent to augment my crew just to get out of dodge and away from this pig of job.
Anyways, I have this slapdick 30 something that gives me every excuse as to why he's running behind every morning; I won't go into them because we all use them. So, this morning I dropped the hammer! I said to him " it's not working out, I have no interest in getting involved organizing your tumultuous life or extending any more grace" But boss he exclaims, " ok, it wasn't my alarm being set for pm not am, it was a severe diarrhea.
"Sorry Bud it ain't happening, get you stuff and move on."
Then this fucker flips out his phone and shows me a picture of an impressively filled toilet.
Right then I knew that he had just used next Mondays excuse on me. So I said "Touche motherfucker, get back to work.
Does this kinda shit ever happen to anyone else???
Anyways, I have this slapdick 30 something that gives me every excuse as to why he's running behind every morning; I won't go into them because we all use them. So, this morning I dropped the hammer! I said to him " it's not working out, I have no interest in getting involved organizing your tumultuous life or extending any more grace" But boss he exclaims, " ok, it wasn't my alarm being set for pm not am, it was a severe diarrhea.
"Sorry Bud it ain't happening, get you stuff and move on."
Then this fucker flips out his phone and shows me a picture of an impressively filled toilet.
Right then I knew that he had just used next Mondays excuse on me. So I said "Touche motherfucker, get back to work.
Does this kinda shit ever happen to anyone else???
