wtf 2014 12:06 am

[twelveoone]

here i sit in darkend room
a person of unknown extraction
and by flicker of candle light
am driven to distraction

for nothing can be as bright as me
i'll suffer no light pollution
so i'll just blow it out
and that's not the only solution

for then i will close my eyes
and become the sum of all I see
for nothing, nothing, nothing
can be as bright as me

hey it's damn dark in here
but by bulb of refrigerator
i find my quark and...later
with pirogied hand become a masturbator

poetically speaking

 

[bonzo1985]

It always comes back to pleasure, as it should

 

[Magnetron]

I knew I was in for a treat the second I saw the thread title.

 

[twelveoone]

Thanks
Let's be real, doggeral, probably took longer to type than compose, but sometimes you have to do these things.

 

[butters]

a colon is a happy place
if you are a poo
pre-evacuation
before you hit the loo
but it's not so great a place
for heads: see ''insert here ^''
the lack of light's a problem
when bringing up the rear

 

[twelveoone]

oooo
butters does one better
puncture ration enhanced ^

 

[butters]

oooo
butters does one better
puncture ration enhanced ^

*passes you a pristine, white napkin*

when any academic or ''artiste'' gets their head wedged so far up their arse they cannot see, it might be too late to consider the lack of oxygen reaching the brain.