Wrong # gets sex text

I’ve gotten a text in the passed and responded with a sexy pic. This happens. Idk about sex but yeah I guess
 
I have accidentally called the wrong number for phone sex ... unfortunately hijinks did not ensue.
 
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I'm going to poach this idea and use it.

In this case, it's from the viewpoint of a woman who gets a sext from a guy but it's not just a dick-pic, it's his abs and chest. And she's wondering if he meant her. He says he sure did since they met up the other night and he thought she was funny and nice and he wasn't being too obvious but ... obvious.

It's not her. She wasn't there. But this dude is hot. And he can build quite a picture because he's good at texting. She fesses up and says it ain't her but she's still down if he is.

Hijinx ensue.
 
I'm going to poach this idea and use it.

In this case, it's from the viewpoint of a woman who gets a sext from a guy but it's not just a dick-pic, it's his abs and chest. And she's wondering if he meant her. He says he sure did since they met up the other night and he thought she was funny and nice and he wasn't being too obvious but ... obvious.

It's not her. She wasn't there. But this dude is hot. And he can build quite a picture because he's good at texting. She fesses up and says it ain't her but she's still down if he is.

Hijinx ensue.

Well that's hot, and it seems more realistic than a woman getting a dick pick I think in that case it would be curiosity/offence/911
 
:)

hadnt thought of it in years

i get an actual phone call in the middle of the night
a very sensual sounding lady says:
"be ready, im on my way over and am going to wear you out when i get there"

realizing she definitely had the wrong number i just said
"ok baby, just let yourself in and jump me as fast and hard as you can"

we hung up and i just laid there grinning thinking about some lucky dude somewhere about to get jumped
 
hadnt thought of it in years

i get an actual phone call in the middle of the night
a very sensual sounding lady says:
"be ready, im on my way over and am going to wear you out when i get there"

realizing she definitely had the wrong number i just said
"ok baby, just let yourself in and jump me as fast and hard as you can"

we hung up and i just laid there grinning thinking about some lucky dude somewhere about to get jumped
:D (Awesome story)

And that's the night grandpa had a heart attack and ejaculated himself to death!
 
Wrong number gets sex text

I have actually done something like that to my brother! :eek: Luckily what I said could easily be explained. I told him I spilled tea in my lap and it made my panties wet.
 
I once got a wrong number on my home phone at the time... this was long before cell phones. Young lady asked for 'Bob'. When I told her she had the wrong number, she sighed, then asked if I was lonely. I chuckled. She giggled and proceed to tell me her and 'Bob' hadn't had the time to get together, 'Bob' was her boyfriend.

She wanted to know where I lived and if I would like her to come over. I told her I was sorry but I would have to ask my wife. She laughed. Then said goodbye. I said goodbye and we hung up.

I told the wife, she had a good laugh and asked me why I didn't have her come over. I just shook my head knowing that she would have kicked my ass if I had. I grabbed her and dragged her to the bedroom and started to strip her. I told her why would I need another woman when I had her. The end.
 
Reminds me of a movie long ago. Danny DeVito playing a total asshole. He gets a wrong number phone call, asking for someone called, let's say, Debbie. He says, "Sorry, Debbie can't come to the phone right now, because she's SUCKING MY DICK!" Then he hangs up and says, "I love wrong numbers!"
 
Mom sends a naughty text to her son by accident...

Wife sexts a man she has a crush on. She uses a burner phone that she got from a friend who stopped cheating. She gets two numbers inverted and finds a willing sexting buddy. They develop into sending sexy pics and videos. Both find it exciting and improving their real love lives.

The willing party is her husband using another burner that he got from a colleague who previously used it for secret trysts.

Many possibilities for endings betwwen husband and wife, or continuations with other characters using the same two phones...
 
Wife sexts a man she has a crush on. She uses a burner phone that she got from a friend who stopped cheating. She gets two numbers inverted and finds a willing sexting buddy. They develop into sending sexy pics and videos. Both find it exciting and improving their real love lives.

The willing party is her husband using another burner that he got from a colleague who previously used it for secret trysts.

Many possibilities for endings betwwen husband and wife, or continuations with other characters using the same two phones...

The old husband-and-wife-cheating-with-each-other trope has led to lots of great stories. Off the top of my head, I remember a Munsters episode based on it, and of course there is the Pina Colada song.
 
My husband and father in law have the same first name. I’ve changed my husbands contact info in my phone to a pet name I call him because the first year or two we were together I was constantly terrified that I’d send a picture and click the wrong name by mistake and not realize it until it was too late. I’ve had the same concern about sending naughty pics on Snapchat. I constantly worry that I will somehow post them to “my story” instead of my husband. Just some thoughts and ideas about other versions of this idea.
 
My husband and father in law have the same first name. I’ve changed my husbands contact info in my phone to a pet name I call him because the first year or two we were together I was constantly terrified that I’d send a picture and click the wrong name by mistake and not realize it until it was too late. I’ve had the same concern about sending naughty pics on Snapchat. I constantly worry that I will somehow post them to “my story” instead of my husband. Just some thoughts and ideas about other versions of this idea.

A local politician who I have emailed in the past has the same surname as my partner's first name. I may have sent them an inappropriate email once...
 
Wife sexts a man she has a crush on. She uses a burner phone that she got from a friend who stopped cheating. She gets two numbers inverted and finds a willing sexting buddy. They develop into sending sexy pics and videos. Both find it exciting and improving their real love lives.

The willing party is her husband using another burner that he got from a colleague who previously used it for secret trysts.

Many possibilities for endings betwwen husband and wife, or continuations with other characters using the same two phones...

Maybe the son had been the one having an affair with moms friend. She accidentally sends a message to the number saved in the phone with a different name...
 
This happened to me, once. A good friend who was dating someone with a similar name to mine sent me several images, I had no desire to see. It was not sexy at all. To this day we can't look each other in the face.
 
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