Wroking on a serious story

[Jenny_Jackson]

But I need an opinion.

If a guy dies and goes to heaven, would he have a cock? If he did, would it work?

 

[Liar]

I'd like to think that there would be recreational screwing in the afterlife.

Sex is after all the most entertaining aspect of having a human body. So if people who die and go to heaven have bodies at all, it would make no sense to snip away the best bits.

 

[English Lady]

Brand new body when you end up in heaven, I'm not sure what it'd be like but God created sex, so I'd like to think it'll be a part of the heavenly fun and games in some shape or form

 

[MarshAlien]

My heaven, yes. Yours? I don't think I want to hazard a guess on that . . .

 

[damppanties]

But I need an opinion.

If a guy dies and goes to heaven, would he have a cock? If he did, would it work?

I'm thinking if he had a body, then he'd have to feed it, and eventually he'd have to pee. So, nothing wrong with giving him the other function too while the cock's present anyway, is there?

 

[rgraham666]

Well, I'm going to Hell, so I'm the wrong person to ask.

 

[yukonnights]

But I need an opinion.

If a guy dies and goes to heaven, would he have a cock? If he did, would it work?

Since no one really knows, the question is; Does he need one in the story?

 

[galaxygoddess]

I look at it this way:

If God created us,
Then God gave us the ability to enjoy things,
Then God gave us the ability to make a choice,
Then God gave us the ability to enjoy, or hate our own choices.
If God gave us life, then God made us who we are.
If who you are enjoys sex, then that is what God made you to be.
If who you are is gay or straight, then that is who God made you to be.


If Heaven is what people say it will be,
Then Heaven will be beautiful and filled with things we enjoy.
Then Heaven will not have things we don't like.
If Heaven is all it is cracked up to be, then we will like whatever is there.
If what we like is sex, then there will be sex in heaven.
If what we like is bodily appendages, then that's what we will have in heaven.


Simple as that.


No, I didn't steal that. I just summarized my own belief system.

 

[galaxygoddess]

Well, I'm going to Hell, so I'm the wrong person to ask.

Don't mind me...

I have my handbasket all picked out.

 

[3113]

If a guy dies and goes to heaven, would he have a cock? If he did, would it work?

Depends on the heaven. I suspect not if you're going to Mormon or Catholic heaven... (I should duck and run, shouldn't I?)

My real opinion, however: It's heaven. You get to have whatever you want. And I mean WHATEVER you want

 

[jomar]

I'm with 3113. Depends on how you define heaven.

 

[Edward Teach]

But I need an opinion.

If a guy dies and goes to heaven, would he have a cock? If he did, would it work?

Of course not. St Peter told me.

 

[S-Des]

I would suppose so, but the more important question is, after you're done wroking it, shouldn't you work on it?

 

[Guest]

I think we need to research this more seriously. Who has a little boy they can induce to asking the Minister this question at Church Sunday?

 

[slyc_willie]

Depends on the heaven. I suspect not if you're going to Mormon or Catholic heaven... (I should duck and run, shouldn't I?)

My real opinion, however: It's heaven. You get to have whatever you want. And I mean WHATEVER you want

Amen.

 

[Guest]

My real opinion, however: It's heaven. You get to have whatever you want. And I mean WHATEVER you want

Fine. Then let me tell you about my Angel dress code...

http://www.3wishes.com/images/gothicnymph.jpg

 

[gauchecritic]

Manna is non-fattening and has no by product. So there is no waste.

The pleasures of the flesh are sloughed away along with the flesh.

Now if you're going to wait for the rapture on the other hand...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Dammit.

I remember a short story in Playboy magazine, in which Saint Peter gives the newly dead their orientation speech. He talks a lot about the incredible sex that a heavenly body can have with eternal ecstacies and soaring orgasms...

I can't remember who wrote it, someone like Harlan Ellison.

 

[3113]

Fine. Then let me tell you about my Angel dress code...

http://www.3wishes.com/images/gothicnymph.jpg

And you're sure you're going to heaven because...?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The pleasures of the flesh are sloughed away along with the flesh.

Ahhh...but sex begins and ends in the mind, does it not? If we still have our own personal thought processes, then...why would it not end?

 

[3113]

I can't remember who wrote it, someone like Harlan Ellison.

Sounds like an Ellison story.

 

[DeeZire]

If penises are allowed in Heaven, surely there will be nun-angels with rulers in their hands, ready to whack those penises if they get out of line.

 

[damppanties]

If penises are allowed in Heaven, surely there will be nun-angels with rulers in their hands, ready to whack those penises if they get out of line.

 

[ishtat]

But I need an opinion.

If a guy dies and goes to heaven, would he have a cock? If he did, would it work?

Now, any good Catholic girl should know that Angels don't have cocks.

 

[Guest]

And you're sure you're going to heaven because...?

Because I was told I'll be near you, and Abs.