Writing

[BlackSnake]

Ever start writing and everything seems to be working in the direction you want, and then your characters end up on Pluto fucking each other with dildo shaped ice? Delete. Delete. Delete.

I just got rid of 2 pages of crap that crept into my story.

 

[oggbashan]

I just got rid of 2 pages of crap that crept into my story.

Please can I have them for "The Worst Chain Story Ever"?

Please ...

Og

 

[pop_54]

Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do it every bloody story snake mate, should know better by now, but same as, delete, delete, every so often.

pops...........

 

[openthighs_sarah]

There's a Delete button?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Don't delete it, BS! Copy, open New Document, and Paste. Save it as a draft for Humour and Satire.

 

[BlackSnake]

The funny thing is that I'm visualizing the story as I write it, like day dreaming and the next thing that I know, the story takes off in another direction. I don't realize it until I type something like...her body began to rise to the ceiling as his cock continued to grow inside of her.

Gosh damn! Then I figured out that I've been writing that crap for a while. Maybe I should do more work at my job.

 

[wildsweetone]

hmmm

...sounds to me like you have a supernatural sci fi story swimming around in your subconscious, dear.

go with the flow and see what happens dare ya!

 

[BlackSnake]

The last Sci I liked was the old Star Trek, because Kirk seemed to always be able to find some sexy alien chick.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Ever start writing and everything seems to be working in the direction you want, and then your characters end up on Pluto fucking each other with dildo shaped ice? Delete. Delete. Delete.

I just got rid of 2 pages of crap that crept into my story.

I hate it when that happens...

 

[oggbashan]

I just got rid of 2 pages of crap that crept into my story.

I have posted much more than 2 pages of crap as Chapter One of The Worst Chain Story Ever and I'm not ashamed. Should I be?

Og

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Writing

I have posted much more than 2 pages of crap as Chapter One of The Worst Chain Story Ever and I'm not ashamed. Should I be? Og

NO, No, nooooooooo. Shame has no place on Lit.

I'm serious; otherwise I wouldn't be here. Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

og, the point of The Worst Chain Story Ever is to write the worst piece of crap possible. The more shameful the story is, the more successful you have been.

 

[Guest]

Og and shame, or is it a sham?

og, the point of The Worst Chain Story Ever is to write the worst piece of crap possible. The more shameful the story is, the more successful you have been.

Flicka: Yes, the story can be shameful, but not dear Og.

 

[MathGirl]

Huh!

You people really shouldn't talk about 'shameful' until you've walked a mile in DurtGurl's rubber boots.
MG

 

[oggbashan]

Boots are made for ...

I don't know what DG's boots are for but rubber boots are made for sheep.

I think it stops them ... getting wet feet.

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Rubber boots for sheep

Dear Og,
I've heard about the use of rubber boots in sheep ....... husbandry. Very inventive.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Huh!

You people really shouldn't talk about 'shameful' until you've walked a mile in DurtGurl's rubber boots. MG

I would not presume the ability to walk in her boots, but I volunteer to clean them. I have no shame. Purd

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Re: Huh!

I have no shame. Purd

Neither have I, Purd. Why else would I write about rubber boots for sheep, garderobes, and the usefulness of pebbles, not to mention the infamous Chapter One?

Og

 

[Guest]

query for Ogg

Smiling at your last comment I looked to the left and wondered, "Does he color his beard?"

 

[oggbashan]

Sometimes

Only when some idiot of a producer casts me as Henry VIII in his twenties when I am much older than Henry VIII was when he died.

The colour is stage make-up which is not waterproof which is why I had to carry an open umbrella which does not fit with the image of Henry VIII.

My last appearance was as an older Henry VIII so I left my beard uncoloured.

I do Father Christmas as well.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, Perdy, but he goes down on his wife evn when she has her period.

 

[oggbashan]

Period, what period?

No, Perdy, but he goes down on his wife evn when she has her period.

Can't remember when she last had one. Was it in the 1990s?

Og

 

[Guest]

carmine overdose

No, Perdy, but he goes down on his wife evn when she has her period.

THAT is the grossest thing I've ever read from you, but I laughed out loud and love you for it. What a courageous woman. P.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Originally posted by Oggbashen
I do Father Christmas as well.

There goes another childhood illusion, I never thought anyone did Father Christmas.