Seattle Zack
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I read a lot of history, but one of the things I enjoy most is newspaper accounts of events in American history. The style of 1800s journalism is quite unique, and I always get a kick out of reading old first-hand reportage.
The UW Huskies are playing the Nevada Wolf Pack this weekend; the last time these two teams met was in 1903. Today, the Seattle P-I reprinted an account of Chief Joseph attending that game on Nov. 20, 1903. I found it fascinating -- mixed in with the casually racist tone of the article was some delightful imagery and unique turns of phrase.
Made me wonder: will the journalistic efforts of today seem as absurd 100 years from now? (With the notable exception of Fox News, of course, whose efforts seem absurd the moment they're aired.)
Anyway, here's the article:
(Chief Joseph was best known for his resistance to the U.S. Government's attempts to force his tribe onto a reservation.)
"With his friend, Professor Edmond B. Meany, whom Chief Joseph has nicknamed 'Three Knives,' and his nephew, Red Thunder, the old chief went to Athletic Park and saw his first football game.
"The old war chieftain, who has been made the subject of song and story, got his first touch of the rush and bustle of Seattle life when he tried to board a Yesler Way car to go out to the game. With Red Thunder and a couple of reporters pushing him, Chief Joseph landed on the step of the car and almost fell in the lap of a woman. The old chief was jammed into a seat and Three Knives kept him from being trampled to death in the mad rush of men and boys.
"The old chief is a very serious-minded Indian. That is one of the noticeable things about Chief Joseph -- he has but little to say. About two words will last him an entire afternoon. He did not tax his voice any yesterday afternoon in conversation, and his entire vocabulary seemed to be made up of 'Ugh' when acknowledging an introduction.
"Arriving at the park, Three Knives marched out on the sidelines, towering a head above every man there, and behind him stalked Chief Joseph. The old chief is bow-legged and broadchested and his small feet were encased yesterday in nice new boots. As the chief came on the field some of the football men trotted out in the mud to greet him, and the undergraduates let out a roar through their megaphones that could be heard a mile away.
"The rooters' chorus began to bark, 'rah, rah, rah,' and the old chief turned his head in that direction. Three Knives grew enthusiastic in telling Joseph that the cheers were all on his account, and the old man looked pleased.
"Chief Joseph does not speak a word of English. His friends say that he understands the language but will not admit it. Chief Joseph smiled three times during the afternoon, and Red Thunder says that is the record for the old man. For the rest of the time he looked as pleasant as a totem pole.
"Red Thunder produced three cigars and held up a match while Chief Joseph puffed up. The old chief was a little awkward handling a cigar; the old warrior handled that cigar like a bear wrestling with a roasting ear, and he did not seem to enjoy the smoke much for someone was always bothering him to know if he had a light.
"When the whistle sounded ending the game, the undergraduates swarmed all over the field to carry the victorious gladiators on their shoulders. Three Knives, dancing around Joseph, told him Washington had won, and gabbed at him in Chinook, using hands and feet to make his story plain. The old man nodded his head gravely a time or two, then started for home."
Early in the day a reporter for the Post-Intelligencer wanted to talk to Chief Joseph, but he would not stand for it. However, Chief Joseph finally dictated his opinion of the game to somebody the P-I identified as "Indian Agent Steele."
"I saw a lot of white men almost fight today," Chief Joseph said. "I do not think this is good. This may be all right, but I believe it is not. I feel pleased that Washington won the game. Those men I should think would break their legs and arms, but they did not get mad. I had a good time at the game with my white friends."
(That last bit sounds like complete bullshit to me, but the Chief was hardly likely to sue for slander.)
The UW Huskies are playing the Nevada Wolf Pack this weekend; the last time these two teams met was in 1903. Today, the Seattle P-I reprinted an account of Chief Joseph attending that game on Nov. 20, 1903. I found it fascinating -- mixed in with the casually racist tone of the article was some delightful imagery and unique turns of phrase.
Made me wonder: will the journalistic efforts of today seem as absurd 100 years from now? (With the notable exception of Fox News, of course, whose efforts seem absurd the moment they're aired.)
Anyway, here's the article:
(Chief Joseph was best known for his resistance to the U.S. Government's attempts to force his tribe onto a reservation.)
"With his friend, Professor Edmond B. Meany, whom Chief Joseph has nicknamed 'Three Knives,' and his nephew, Red Thunder, the old chief went to Athletic Park and saw his first football game.
"The old war chieftain, who has been made the subject of song and story, got his first touch of the rush and bustle of Seattle life when he tried to board a Yesler Way car to go out to the game. With Red Thunder and a couple of reporters pushing him, Chief Joseph landed on the step of the car and almost fell in the lap of a woman. The old chief was jammed into a seat and Three Knives kept him from being trampled to death in the mad rush of men and boys.
"The old chief is a very serious-minded Indian. That is one of the noticeable things about Chief Joseph -- he has but little to say. About two words will last him an entire afternoon. He did not tax his voice any yesterday afternoon in conversation, and his entire vocabulary seemed to be made up of 'Ugh' when acknowledging an introduction.
"Arriving at the park, Three Knives marched out on the sidelines, towering a head above every man there, and behind him stalked Chief Joseph. The old chief is bow-legged and broadchested and his small feet were encased yesterday in nice new boots. As the chief came on the field some of the football men trotted out in the mud to greet him, and the undergraduates let out a roar through their megaphones that could be heard a mile away.
"The rooters' chorus began to bark, 'rah, rah, rah,' and the old chief turned his head in that direction. Three Knives grew enthusiastic in telling Joseph that the cheers were all on his account, and the old man looked pleased.
"Chief Joseph does not speak a word of English. His friends say that he understands the language but will not admit it. Chief Joseph smiled three times during the afternoon, and Red Thunder says that is the record for the old man. For the rest of the time he looked as pleasant as a totem pole.
"Red Thunder produced three cigars and held up a match while Chief Joseph puffed up. The old chief was a little awkward handling a cigar; the old warrior handled that cigar like a bear wrestling with a roasting ear, and he did not seem to enjoy the smoke much for someone was always bothering him to know if he had a light.
"When the whistle sounded ending the game, the undergraduates swarmed all over the field to carry the victorious gladiators on their shoulders. Three Knives, dancing around Joseph, told him Washington had won, and gabbed at him in Chinook, using hands and feet to make his story plain. The old man nodded his head gravely a time or two, then started for home."
Early in the day a reporter for the Post-Intelligencer wanted to talk to Chief Joseph, but he would not stand for it. However, Chief Joseph finally dictated his opinion of the game to somebody the P-I identified as "Indian Agent Steele."
"I saw a lot of white men almost fight today," Chief Joseph said. "I do not think this is good. This may be all right, but I believe it is not. I feel pleased that Washington won the game. Those men I should think would break their legs and arms, but they did not get mad. I had a good time at the game with my white friends."
(That last bit sounds like complete bullshit to me, but the Chief was hardly likely to sue for slander.)