Writing Challenge, Amicus Version

[Recidiva]

Here's the base thread:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420714

See how many spurious and offensive conclusions you can come to using no real statistics.

 

[Recidiva]

Let us begin the education of the formative minds that have not reached into the ether as I have and brought fourth fruit.

First, let us consider the state of certain writers. Now, I know you think you are a writer, but I have certainly reached more acclaim than all of you, so I choose to unwillingly but faithfully take up that gauntlet.

Now, when you are writing, be certain that one viewpoint is the most clear. The people you write for are certainly less intelligent than I, so do not write as if for me. Write as if for the huddled, clinging masses, who must needs use your words to guard them from the universe they cannot comprehend.

Make things always as they should be in your vision, for this is the most comforting to the middle minded who cannot comprehend.

It is certainly true that no one person can fit more than one thought in their head at a certain time, and we cannot push people to do more than that, as that would be cruel.

So, we write in one voice. We praise the ideal. We praise ourselves. We show ourselves so others, who surely wish to be like us, have a model upon which to draw.

Ever their reflection will be lesser, but better looking like me than themselves.

It's elementary, you must admit.

 

[cloudy]

Let us begin the education of the formative minds that have not reached into the ether as I have and brought fourth fruit.

First, let us consider the state of certain writers. Now, I know you think you are a writer, but I have certainly reached more acclaim than all of you, so I choose to unwillingly but faithfully take up that gauntlet.

Now, when you are writing, be certain that one viewpoint is the most clear. The people you write for are certainly less intelligent than I, so do not write as if for me. Write as if for the huddled, clinging masses, who must needs use your words to guard them from the universe they cannot comprehend.

Make things always as they should be in your vision, for this is the most comforting to the middle minded who cannot comprehend.

It is certainly true that no one person can fit more than one thought in their head at a certain time, and we cannot push people to do more than that, as that would be cruel.

So, we write in one voice. We praise the ideal. We praise ourselves. We show ourselves so others, who surely wish to be like us, have a model upon which to draw.

Ever their reflection will be lesser, but better looking like me than themselves.

It's elementary, you must admit.

You forgot the ellipses.

 

[Recidiva]

You forgot the ellipses.

Crap!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Crap!

Yeah.... but other than that, it's really accurate....

 

[Recidiva]

Yeah.... but other than that, it's really accurate....

hehehe

 

[zeb1094]

But...but...but...hehehe I said but.

 

[Recidiva]

But...but...but...hehehe I said but.

zeb, you are so easy. Focus, man!

 

[zeb1094]

zeb, you are so easy. Focus, man!

Ah, but if you take the ah...focus and extrapolate the inheirent bi-junction of the...bell curve of life you may just wind up with a butt.

 

[oggbashan]

Unstable

It is well know that women are unstable. Let me give you some proof:

1. Women have child-bearing hips. That means that, compared to men, they walk and run funnily. Their hips wiggle when they walk.

2. Adult women have accumulations of fat on the upper front of their torsos. They have to wear supports to keep these bulges of fat from falling down. These protuberances make their centre of balance further forward then those of men.

3. Women are prone to wearing high heels. These shoes tip their ankles and make them even more unstable than nature's design.

4. Some women get pregnant. They develop a bump in front which further disturbs their centre of balance, tipping them further forward.

Conclusion: Women are likely to fall flat on their faces at any time.

Therefore, men should do the washing up of any china or glass because women's instability may cause an accident.

Og

 

[Recidiva]

Yaaay Ogg!

And a surprise ending *clap*

 

[matriarch]

Here's the base thread:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=420714

See how many spurious and offensive conclusions you can come to using no real statistics.

He's such an arse, and has proven himself as such so many times its almost impossible to count them.

I refuse to even take anything he says seriously. He just pisses me off or makes me laugh at his level of the ridiculous, and just how little he understands people.

 

[Recidiva]

He's such an arse, and has proven himself as such so many times its almost impossible to count them.

I refuse to even take anything he says seriously. He just pisses me off or makes me laugh at his level of the ridiculous, and just how little he understands people.

Well, yes, but can you convincingly write like an arse? With such good source material, I'm just taking advantage of the Amicus workshop.

 

[rgraham666]

History has shown us and St. Rand has told us that selfishness and utter lack of empathy are the sole roads to success for individuals and societies. If we weaken ourselves with unnecessary clutter such as empathy and imagination, we are consigning ourselves to extinction.

Now it might seem a impossibility that selfish individuals and selfish nations could exist simultaneously, however…

In a proper society, the selfish and superior individuals are the society. The inferior follow their lead, don't ask questions and accept their just punishment when they get out of line.

Women, through no fault of their own, but a unfortunate happenstance of biology, are inherently weak. Their only function is to bear children which is the source of their weakness. They most often grow to care for their offspring and as I have demonstrated, caring is weakness.

Worse, most women are likely to bear inferior children who become social parasites and form a drain on society.

So they must breed until they die from it, and their inferior children must not be helped in any way. In fact, being inferior, can't be helped in any way. Soon only the strong will survive and our species will live in wonder and glory forever.

 

[Recidiva]

Yaaaay! Very convincing, rgraham!

I'm considering a bout of the vapors in your honor.

 

[rgraham666]

Yaaaay! Very convincing, rgraham!

I'm considering a bout of the vapors in your honor.

(makes a courtly bow) I'm honoured.

 

[elsol]

Really, you got all of that from his thing?

I got the following...

'Nothing new under the sun'... of course there is, which why I'm going to write an internet apocalypse story.

I think there are probably three major 'straight' MFF writers on storiesonline that haven't done one (oh, wait, I HAVE written one... make that two.)

I hope Amicus is as good as he thinks he is... because "Aftermath" by Al Steiner is pretty much as good as it gets for an internet story... nevermind an internet sci-fi story, or something as ubiquitous as an internet apocalypse story.

An commercially... S.M. Stirling's 'Dies The Fire' is as fabulous, a little too 'wiccan' for me, but the actually way it was done was fantastic.

Sincerely,l
ElSol

 

[carsonshepherd]

(makes a courtly bow) I'm honoured.

I know I'm impressed. By you, not by him.

 

[impressive]

History has shown us and St. Rand has told us that selfishness and utter lack of empathy are the sole roads to success for individuals and societies. If we weaken ourselves with unnecessary clutter such as empathy and imagination, we are consigning ourselves to extinction.

Now it might seem a impossibility that selfish individuals and selfish nations could exist simultaneously, however…

In a proper society, the selfish and superior individuals are the society. The inferior follow their lead, don't ask questions and accept their just punishment when they get out of line.

Women, through no fault of their own, but a unfortunate happenstance of biology, are inherently weak. Their only function is to bear children which is the source of their weakness. They most often grow to care for their offspring and as I have demonstrated, caring is weakness.

Worse, most women are likely to bear inferior children who become social parasites and form a drain on society.

So they must breed until they die from it, and their inferior children must not be helped in any way. In fact, being inferior, can't be helped in any way. Soon only the strong will survive and our species will live in wonder and glory forever.

Well done, Rob!

 

[Recidiva]

Really, you got all of that from his thing?

I got the following...

'Nothing new under the sun'... of course there is, which why I'm going to write an internet apocalypse story.

I think there are probably three major 'straight' MFF writers on storiesonline that haven't done one (oh, wait, I HAVE written one... make that two.)

I hope Amicus is as good as he thinks he is... because "Aftermath" by Al Steiner is pretty much as good as it gets for an internet story... nevermind an internet sci-fi story, or something as ubiquitous as an internet apocalypse story.

An commercially... S.M. Stirling's 'Dies The Fire' is as fabulous, a little too 'wiccan' for me, but the actually way it was done was fantastic.

Sincerely,l
ElSol

You're just scared to have unsubstantiated conclusions.

*making chicken noises*

 

[English Lady]

I know he's a bit of a pain in the arse, but really, does he deserve this?


/raining on the parade.

 

[Recidiva]

I know he's a bit of a pain in the arse, but really, does he deserve this?


/raining on the parade.

I'm assuming his writing is at least partly tongue in cheek.

Assuming my parody is at least some tongue in cheek would be appreciated.

Thanks.

It's about tone.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I know he's a bit of a pain in the arse, but really, does he deserve this?


/raining on the parade.

Dear EL, Please read the following sentences.

Below the average IQ, 115 and under, is not educable in the broad sense, University and all that, you know; the finer things of life.

So, that leaves about half of us, those over 115, to run things, to manage things, to carry on that past that brought us where we are. (wherever that may be)

Of that half left, one could broadly surmise that half of those, (approximately) are male, and half are female. Any problems yet?

Discounting the ‘cows’ and the cheerleaders, I project that about ten percent, one in ten, of the females, are capable of rational thought. Problems there? (I may be generous with ten percent)

Of the males, I suggest that perhaps twenty percent are capable of rational thought, merely from biological considerations, hysteria and all that…(I may be benerous there, also.)

Yes. Yes, (tongue in cheek or not, if you can dish it out you need to be able to take it) he really, really does.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Therefore, men should do the washing up of any china or glass because women's instability may cause an accident.

I'm gonna translate this, print it, and put it up in mum's kitchen...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I know he's a bit of a pain in the arse, but really, does he deserve this?


/raining on the parade.

A valid question.