Writer Challenge 3 Sign Up Sheet: Revenge Of The Killer Muffin.

[Marxist]

It’s prestigious, it gleams like a beacon in the night, and it’s the General Board’s highest honor. It’s
THE RISIASKYE--FOXINSOX GOLDEN COCK FOR VERY SHORT FICTION

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Rules:

10 Required Words (any tense, form, or defintion is acceptable).

1. MOHAWK
2. MOROSE
3. TOOTHSOME
4. BOO-YA
5. ETHEREAL
6. OLFACTORY
7. LETHARGIC
8. ADDER
9. SWOON
10. PROSTRATE




1000 Word Minimum, 1500 Word Maximum (not including introduction or title).

Third person narration. Dick wanted to fuck Tracy. Not,I wanted to fuck Tracy.

The genre is limited to GROUP SEX only. A sex scene is required and two of the three participants must orgasm within the body of the story.

Please submit your stories to ME at: Marxtide@yahoo.com Writers obviously retain all copyrights.

DEADLINE IS NEXT FRIDAY THE 1st MIDNIGHT EST (5AM GMT). ALL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE PUBLISHED ANONYMOUSLY IN THE POLLING THREAD IN THE ORDER RECEIVED ON SATURDAY MARCH 2nd.

PLEASE DO NOT IDENTIFY YOUR WORK UNTIL THE CONTEST IS OVER. ANY SELF-IDENTIFICATION WILL RESULT IN DISQUALIFICATION.




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SIGN-UP SHEET (10 Writer Maximum):
1. Marxist
2. Killer Muffin
3. Innocence XX
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

 

[Caria Knight]

I've really enjoyed reading the stories from the other contests. Good luck to all of you brave souls who enter. I can't wait to read some more!

 

[Marxist]

BTW, before anyone wonders where I got the required words, they can all be found in the first three pages of T.C. Boyle's modern classic "World's End."

 

[cymbidia]

Hell no! I'm not even gonna try to write against Muffy!


I mean...
Wow!
Story contest #3!
Yee-ha!

I think i'll maybe stay on an all-even's schedual with regard to the contests i enter, though, Marxist.

Make Risia do it again.
Or DCL.
Or Bob Peale. (Anyone seen him lately?)
Or Dill.
Or MistressHoney. (A published author.)
Or lexie, i bet lexie could write a hell of a story.
Or... or... hang on, i'm going to look up some nicks... brb...

 

[Guest]

 

[JazzManJim]

Fuck it...I'm in. I don't have a class Tuesday, so I can get it done.

Sign me up. I"m ready <cinches up the wristbands and checks the elbow pads>

 

[Marxist]

Cym, I've tried to get Dixon to join in but he says he's too good to compare himself to me. I think he's resting on his Laurel(s).

Yes that pun was meant for you Dixie Chicken. I'm just bad like that.

I'd love for any of the authors you mentioned to sign up, including yourself.

 

[TN_Vixen]

hell, Marxy... sign me up

I had fun with the last one, but didn't really put much time or effort into it... not that I'll promise to do so this time around, but it's all about having fun anyway, right?

 

[christo]

I'll give this a shot again, but only if there aren't people desperate to play themselves. I can't resist the opportunity to use the word "toothsome" in a story. Already know how I'm gonna use it, heh heh heh.

 

[perks]

third times a charm. I promise not to do non-consensual this time... lol. I'd like to finish above the median this time.

perks

 

[Marxist]

SIGN-UP SHEET (10 Writer Maximum):
1. Marxist
2. Killer Muffin
3. Innocence XX
4. TNVixen
5. JazzManJim
6. Christo
7. Perky_baby
8.
9.
10.

 

[p_p_man]

If it's not too late can you put me down...



Now I'm off to change into my creative mode...

 

[Marxist]

2 spots left.



BTW--PPman and Muffin in the same contest. Am I wrong or does that sound like the beginning of a fight?

 

[cymbidia]

BTW--PPman and Muffin in the same contest. Am I wrong or does that sound like the beginning of a fight?

~snorting with surprised laughter in a way that almost made snot come out where it should not be~

I cannot wait to read these stories!

 

[Marxist]

Still lookin' for the last two.


Cym? Dixon? Nessus? Mouse? Laurel?









Hello, hello, is this thing on?

 

[kotori]

i'll take a whack

I like snake-meat, how can I resist an toothsome adder?

 

[Marxist]

If no one signs up by the time I come home for lunch, I'll write 3 stories.


Don't tempt me people.



BTW--"Boo-Ya" is not found on the first three pages of "World's End." I was watching Sports Center and Stuart Scott was going off on a tangent. If you don't know what it means in actual usage, just make something up. I do it all the time.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'll take one from you and write two. You can write two.

I'm almost done anyway. I thought this was going to be hard.

Though how in the hell you expect people to not know I wrote it is beyond my powers of imagination.

 

[Marxist]

SIGN-UP SHEET (10 Writer Maximum):
1. Marxist
2. Killer Muffin
3. Innocence XX
4. TNVixen
5. JazzManJim
6. Christo
7. Perky_baby
8. PPman
9. Kotori
10.

We're down to one.

 

[Marxist]

lunch bump

 

[Marxist]

Dixie Chicken

I seen the bright lights of Memphis
And the Commodore Hotel
And it was there beneath the streetlamp
Where I met a southern belle
Well she took me to the river
Where she cast her spell
And it was 'neath that Memphis moonlight
She sang this song so well

CHORUS
If you'll be my Dixie chicken
I'll be your Tennessee lamb
And we can walk together
Down in Dixie land
Down in Dixie land


We hit all the hotspots
My money flowed like wine
Till the lowdown southern whiskey
Began to fog my mind
Well I don't remember church bells
Or the money I put down
On the white picket fence and boardwalk
At the house on the edge of town
Now but boy do I remember
The strain of her refrain
And the nights we spent together
And the way she called my name


CHORUS


It's been a year since she ran away
Guess that guitar player sure could play
She always liked to sing along
He was always handy with a song
Then one night in the lobby
Of the Commodore Hotel
I by chance met a bartender
Who said he knew her well
And as he handed me a drink
He began to hum a song
And all the boys there at the bar
Began to sing along


CHORUS


CHORUS

 

[cymbidia]

I've got every single Little Feat disc ever put out up to the time Lowell George died. I've got the one and only Lowell George disc, too.


But i'm still not writing in this round.

 

[Marxist]

OK, that's it. I'm putting up the offer:


Anyone (including Muffster) that wants to write another story can. First respondent gets the job. If this thread sinks to the second page, I'll take the second slot and write something reprehensible.

 

[Marxist]

SIGN-UP SHEET (10 Writer Maximum):
1. Marxist
2. Killer Muffin
3. Innocence XX
4. TNVixen
5. JazzManJim
6. Christo
7. Perky_baby
8. PPman
9. Kotori
10. Marxist 2

 

[Marxist]

*phantom poster strikes again*