Write your Letter to Santa...

[Silverluna]

Write an letter to santa....


What would you want for the holidays that you know you aren't going to get? Be inventive...

 

[Cerberus666]

1- a clue
2- a life

 

[Bondagebunni]

Write an letter to santa....


What would you want for the holidays that you know you aren't going to get? Be inventive...

write AN letter to santa? interesting..but anyway....

new car
multispeed cordless vibrating egg with remote controll
a million dollars
a miniature palm-sized three-toed sloth with pink and purple spots on it's belly
bunny ears that i can attach to my head and they'll look REAL(now THAT's never gonna happen)
a puppy ^_^
and a rubber ball.

heehee...i like my list...

 

[paganangel]

peace on earth. goodwill towards men.

 

[Silverluna]

sorry for the grammatical error...i am half awake....lost in dreamland...

 

[Bondagebunni]

ooh ooh ooh!

i want a pony!

 

[littlekateyes]

I want a life, and a man.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas I would like my very own personal plaything. Now I haven't asked for anything in a number of years, so I don't feel too badly about this request. I'd like for him not to be too young, I broken in my fair share of 18 yr olds. And not to sound too picky, but please don't just toss a stray elf in my stocking. Miniatures are great for display purposes, but they just don't seem to be as useful as the full sized versions.

Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter.

Very Truly Yours,

emi


p.s. I have been a VERY good girl this yr.

 

[Sillyman]

Dear Santa,

I have been reasonably behaved this year. I do try to hold myself up to a certain standard, and while I do not always achieve it, I do the best I can. I've tried to have some very simple requests this year, hopefully a few you can achieve.

Multiple people in my town are without transportation. If you could see that they find a way, I would most appreciate it. Holding a job without a car is very difficult in this town as I'm sure you can imagine.

Please give my baby brother someone he can spend time with this Christmas. His father will be out of state on business, and he will be very lonely.

Please remember the hungry and or homeless people. A nice ham can really make all the difference in the world, as you showed my first Christmas.

I know you are a busy man, and I thank you for your time.

Happy Holidays,

W.

 

[Bondagebunni]

Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas I would like my very own personal plaything. Now I haven't asked for anything in a number of years, so I don't feel too badly about this request. I'd like for him not to be too young, I broken in my fair share of 18 yr olds. And not to sound too picky, but please don't just toss a stray elf in my stocking. Miniatures are great for display purposes, but they just don't seem to be as useful as the full sized versions.

Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter.

Very Truly Yours,

emi


p.s. I have been a VERY good girl this yr.

heehee...i'm a plaything!....but i'm a girl, so i don't think you want me..besides, i'm someone else's christmas gift ^_~ *grins happily*

heh, go to the bdsm forum...i'm sure santa has delivered a few boytoys THERE. *grins*

 

[bknight2602]

I just would like some woman to think of me.

 

[Bondagebunni]

I just would like some woman to think of me.

i think of you!...just not fondly *grins* heehee

dear santa,

i'd like to add some more to my list.
I would like a kitten too...and a set of christmas bunny ears and lotsa cuddle time with my Hinansho San...expect more letters later

me

 

[His_kitty]

p.s. I have been a VERY good girl this yr.

Bitch - cause you stole my idea, I've told you get out of my head!





And I'm so tempted to write Santa and tell him that you haven't been good in the sense he wants. But you were very good yesterday... maybe next time the third will drive those 13 hours to meet us in the room.

 

[His_kitty]

Dear Santa,

Maybe you haven't noticed, but this year I have been exceptionally well behaved. I've often kept my mouth shut and not said some thoughts that I've had. If you can't say something nice, dont' say anything at all Those few slip ups don't count cause well, they just don't.

I know your awfully busy, but if you could find it in your heart I'd be eternally grateful if you could meet my Christmas request's.


I'd like a new Wascally Wabbit - you know that mine has been broken for months now. If you can have the lil elves tweak with it and up the voltage that would be super great.

Could you have the reindeer do a fly by over the ex's home? Please share some cookies and milk with them that you get from previous houses, before you do. That would be swell!

Also I'd love it if you could pick up someone during your travels that night. They can ride shotgun and hold the sack on their lap. Just before you let them out hand them the first present to give to me, maybe he'll help install the batteries and test it out. As for his ride back, I'm sure that I'm more than able to give him the only ride he needs. *wink*

Thank you ever so much dear kind sir, and if we get our own little surprise we'll name him in honor of you, mmkay?

With love and fondness,

kitts

P.S. I hate being a tattle tale and all.. but emi fibbed when she said she's been a very good girl this year. But I love her dearly and I don't want you to hold that against her, so if you could still fulfill her wish list I'd be ever so happy.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Bitch - cause you stole my idea, I've told you get out of my head!





And I'm so tempted to write Santa and tell him that you haven't been good in the sense he wants. But you were very good yesterday... maybe next time the third will drive those 13 hours to meet us in the room.

hehehe

Ya know that gives me an idea...


Dear Santa,

I would like to add one of those cool Star Trek Transporters to my Christmas list. That way you wouldn't have to bring the plaything.....I could just beam up my own.

(oh ya might want to include Scotty)

Very Truly Yours,

emi


I promise to share with kitty *crosses fingers*
and I also promise to think of bknight often



*edited to pout at kitty for tellin Santa she's not been a good girl
that's not what you said y'day

 

[Bondagebunni]

*edited to pout at kitty for tellin Santa she's not been a good girl
that's not what you said y'day

*giggles* "cat"fight...heehee...i need sleep

 

[His_kitty]

hehehe

Ya know that gives me an idea...


Dear Santa,

I would like to add one of those cool Star Trek Transporters to my Christmas list. That way you wouldn't have to bring the plaything.....I could just beam up my own.

(oh ya might want to include Scotty)

Very Truly Yours,

emi


I promise to share with kitty *crosses fingers*
and I also promise to think of bknight often


*edited to pout at kitty for tellin Santa she's not been a good girl
that's not what you said y'day

Santa see's everything emi! So he saw the finger crossing.


Good as in behaving yourself, you're getting complaints, from me, about how naughty you were with me yesterday.

 

[Bidin~Time]

*giggles* "cat"fight...heehee...i need sleep

hehehe

troublemaker....don't encourage her

 

[Jessie]

Studio time...possibly even cut an album

Belief in myself

More hours in the day

My mom

Numerous CDs

Numerous DVDs

Numerous books

Numerous plane tickets

Fuzzy purple slippers

Flannel comfoter

A good blankie

At least 1 tattoo

At least 1 more piercing

To beat the living shit out of my "sharing" ex

Digital Camera/Web cam

Cool jewlery

Lifetime supply of cheese popcorn

Lifetime supply of real New Orleans pralines


And that's about all I can think of right now...

 

[bknight2602]

i think of you!...just not fondly *grins* heehee

dear santa,

i'd like to add some more to my list.
I would like a kitten too...and a set of christmas bunny ears and lotsa cuddle time with my Hinansho San...expect more letters later

me

ummmm I glad you don't think fondly of me. It would be a shame to waste effort towards me, since I don't give a flying fuck.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Santa see's everything emi! So he saw the finger crossing.


Good as in behaving yourself, you're getting complaints, from me, about how naughty you were with me yesterday.

I'm getting complaints??
I wasn't naughty...I was very well behaved...sort of...

well at least I can honestly say I was good at what I did

 

[His_kitty]

I'm getting complaints??
I wasn't naughty...I was very well behaved...sort of...

well at least I can honestly say I was good at what I did

Oh shite what a typo!!!!



You're distracting me elsewhere talking about my ya know what's!


I certainly am not complaining about yesterday, other than that it wasn't long enough time together.

 

[nasty1]

1- a clue
2- a life

Add a naked woman, &, theirs my list.

 

[Debbie]

Dear Santa,

I have been reasonably behaved this year. I do try to hold myself up to a certain standard, and while I do not always achieve it, I do the best I can. I've tried to have some very simple requests this year, hopefully a few you can achieve.

Multiple people in my town are without transportation. If you could see that they find a way, I would most appreciate it. Holding a job without a car is very difficult in this town as I'm sure you can imagine.

Please give my baby brother someone he can spend time with this Christmas. His father will be out of state on business, and he will be very lonely.

Please remember the hungry and or homeless people. A nice ham can really make all the difference in the world, as you showed my first Christmas.

I know you are a busy man, and I thank you for your time.

Happy Holidays,

W.

A truly lovely letter.



Dear Santa,

Thanks for the puppy. I don't quite remember having him on my list? Maybe you have read an old letter of mine to you?

Anyway, this year? I have been good. Not as good as I could have been, of course but good none the less.

Sillyman didn't ask for anything himself in his letter but could you please surprise him with something special to make him smile?

Could I also have an unlimited amount of little doggie poo disposal bags, a outside doggie loo and lots of doggie chew toys, carpet stain remover, a new pair of shoes, (or at least the one the pup has been nibbling on) a large packet of plasters for my 9 yr old's constant grazes and a sense of humour for my snotty 14 yr old.

World peace would be fantastic if you can manage that.
A Tiara and a buff security guard (Vin Diesel will do), a bottle of champagne, some strawberries and last but not least?
bigrednz would like an HSV GTS Coupe, preferably red but I insist on midnight blue to match my eyes.

Cheers Santa, don't get pickled on Christmas Eve and remember to clean up your reindeer poop this time! I've got enough crap of my own to clean up around here.

Yours sincerely,

debbie

 

[Rhys]

Dear Santa,

I really want the life size X-wing fighter. I also would like a backyard big enough to fit the life size X-wing fighter. I would also like the 9 foot tall stuffed Alien Queen, and maybe the Bobba Fett from Sharper Image. I would like a self renewing billion dollar gift card (meaning that the gift card magically always had money on it) to Borders. I would also like some built in bookshelves in this house with the bigger backyard.

thanks Santa!