Write while Driving!

please let me never be the vehicle behind you...
 
ROFLMAO! Those reviews read like an Onion parody. I think someone is goofing on Amazon, like majorly. :D
 
Sadly, I can see this as an actual product for sale. I see half the drivers on the road with their cell phone stuck to their ears, drivers in traffic reading the newspaper on their way to work, women putting on their make up at 70 on the freeway and so on. Why not a new way to kill the other drivers?
 
I have done some writing while driving but it was with a headset and a tape recorder. A pocket tape recorder is so handy to keep ideas and notes in. I've used it to sketch out characters I've seen in public places. It does get you some funny looks from time to time though. Not so much anymore since everyone talks on a cell phone.
 
Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!


----The customer reviews are brilliant.
 
Maybe this thing will help me get over my driving phobia. Just rest my book on the desk and don't look forward. . . .
 
I just realized - I have an Amazon gift certificate. Maybe I will use it to buy one of these. :rolleyes:
 
I toke away at my handy bottle of Irish Whiskey while writing. I suppose this would not go over in court as a defense for drunken driving. You think?
 
I toke away at my handy bottle of Irish Whiskey while writing. I suppose this would not go over in court as a defense for drunken driving. You think?

If you get stopped, just kiss the cop and offer him a swig from the bottle and a cameo part in your next porn story
 
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