Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Cymru6969]

I hear Cymru likes to come twice ^^
'Tis true cos one will not suffice Dickens, you

 

[Adre]

i hear Cymru likes to come twice ^^
'Tis true cos one will not suffice
The Welsh are so horny

 

[stickygirl]

I hear Cymru likes to come twice ^^
'Tis true cos one will not suffice
The Welsh are so horny
And warty and corny

 

[Cymru6969]

I hear Cymru likes to come twice ^^
'Tis true cos one will not suffice
The Welsh are so horny
And warty and corny
A melange of naughty and nice kind of limp, I know

 

[stickygirl]

Only two shots and he's limp

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Only two shots and he's limp
To top it off, he's quite the shrimp

 

[Lia Monde]

Only two shots and he's limp
To top it off, he's quite the shrimp
Yet, eager to please

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Only two shots and he's limp
To top it off, he's quite the shrimp
Yet, eager to please
His hands give a squeeze

 

[Cymru6969]

Only two shots and he's limp
To top it off, he's quite the shrimp
Yet, eager to please
His hands give a squeeze
It's hard out here for a pimp!


http://youtu.be/NG57anpqwe8

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She was a tight and pervy girl

 

[weespanner]

She was a tight and pervy girl
With a tongue that just loved to swirl

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She was a tight and pervy girl
With a tongue that just loved to swirl
'Round 'n 'round she'd lick

 

[weespanner]

She was a tight and pervy girl
With a tongue that just loved to swirl
'Round 'n 'round she'd lick
His hard throbbing dick

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She was a tight and pervy girl
With a tongue that just loved to swirl
'Round 'n 'round she'd lick
His hard throbbing dick
Then she'd sit down on him and twirl

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

My Man and I are very lucky

 

[Lia Monde]

My Man and I are very lucky
When intimate it is never stuffy

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

My Man and I are very lucky
When intimate it is never stuffy
He likes quite a few things

 

[Lia Monde]

My Man and I are very lucky
When intimate, it never gets stuffy
He likes quite a few things
And to shower her with rings

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

My Man and I are very lucky
When intimate, it never gets stuffy
He likes quite a few things
And to shower her with rings
But when push comes to shove, it's fuck me

 

[37_ttej]

Jett's got some free time to play

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Jett's got some free time to play
Everyone else seems to stay away

 

[37_ttej]

Jett's got some free time to play
Everyone else seems to stay away
So it's just you'n me

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Jett's got some free time to play
Everyone else seems to stay away
So it's just you'n me
Two's better than three

 

[37_ttej]

Jett's got some free time to play
Everyone else seems to stay away
So it's just you'n me
Two's better than three
For a quick roll in the hay.

 

[weespanner]

Jett pops up when he's in the mood